Nicky
@mosspassion.bsky.social
Mostly Quotes From Hell (on earth)
Also Well-behaved and very gentle chaos agent
Also Well-behaved and very gentle chaos agent
“That’s a big blunder.”
“No, that’s a fuck up. A blunder is sweet.” -Cheryl
“No, that’s a fuck up. A blunder is sweet.” -Cheryl
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
“That’s a big blunder.”
“No, that’s a fuck up. A blunder is sweet.” -Cheryl
“No, that’s a fuck up. A blunder is sweet.” -Cheryl
“Sunday night I cooked a nice dinner, I watched long movie, I baked chocolate chip cookies, something I never do, I had half an edible. And I said to myself, ‘if I had a kid, this would not be possible.’ #highcoze “ -Lee K
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
“Sunday night I cooked a nice dinner, I watched long movie, I baked chocolate chip cookies, something I never do, I had half an edible. And I said to myself, ‘if I had a kid, this would not be possible.’ #highcoze “ -Lee K
*100sqft apartment - film student
“Yo, I totally felt your Nuva Ring while we were fucking.”
“Well you came didnt you.”
“Yo, I totally felt your Nuva Ring while we were fucking.”
“Well you came didnt you.”
November 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
*100sqft apartment - film student
“Yo, I totally felt your Nuva Ring while we were fucking.”
“Well you came didnt you.”
“Yo, I totally felt your Nuva Ring while we were fucking.”
“Well you came didnt you.”
“I’m running for President God.” - wordsalads
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“I’m running for President God.” - wordsalads
“You can’t gentrify the Juggalos dude.” - Alex Panait
October 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
“You can’t gentrify the Juggalos dude.” - Alex Panait
“…they’re not gonna take a moment to meditate with a vibrating dishwasher.” -Tressa
September 26, 2025 at 9:58 AM
“…they’re not gonna take a moment to meditate with a vibrating dishwasher.” -Tressa
“Sometimes I miss when I cared more.” -Alyssa
August 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“Sometimes I miss when I cared more.” -Alyssa
Reposted by Nicky
I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!
August 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!
“Kids believe every space is a place to make safe mistakes.” -Clarky
August 16, 2025 at 9:40 AM
“Kids believe every space is a place to make safe mistakes.” -Clarky
“You can’t hold 10lb chop sticks with one pair of hands.” -fatbody
August 9, 2025 at 11:21 AM
“You can’t hold 10lb chop sticks with one pair of hands.” -fatbody
“Couldn’t be a safe word… .com” -@wordsalads
August 6, 2025 at 7:48 AM
“Couldn’t be a safe word… .com” -@wordsalads
“…I’m sorry I came on your tits then talked about Shrek.” -Anthony Sanders
August 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
“…I’m sorry I came on your tits then talked about Shrek.” -Anthony Sanders
“Listen, sometimes I scare the hoes by shadow boxing behind the bar.” -mykala
July 31, 2025 at 7:35 AM
“Listen, sometimes I scare the hoes by shadow boxing behind the bar.” -mykala
“…and my knees knew no end.” -Mary Beth jr.
July 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“…and my knees knew no end.” -Mary Beth jr.
“The step between not doing it and doing it is knowing you’re not doing it.” -Cheryl
July 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
“The step between not doing it and doing it is knowing you’re not doing it.” -Cheryl
“I have Itchy Butt Rage, get out my way.” -tom
July 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
“I have Itchy Butt Rage, get out my way.” -tom
“Maybe if you took initiative instead of dildo’s in your ass you’d be farther ahead in life.” -Moe
July 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
“Maybe if you took initiative instead of dildo’s in your ass you’d be farther ahead in life.” -Moe
“You need to meet Terry.”
“Who’s Terry?”
“He’s a guy with a broken leg who couldn’t figure out how to use his scooter while fireworks were going off in the street.” -DRay
“Who’s Terry?”
“He’s a guy with a broken leg who couldn’t figure out how to use his scooter while fireworks were going off in the street.” -DRay
July 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
“You need to meet Terry.”
“Who’s Terry?”
“He’s a guy with a broken leg who couldn’t figure out how to use his scooter while fireworks were going off in the street.” -DRay
“Who’s Terry?”
“He’s a guy with a broken leg who couldn’t figure out how to use his scooter while fireworks were going off in the street.” -DRay
“I was going to draw a penis but it wouldn’t have held up to the original” - alicemyslime
June 30, 2025 at 11:25 AM
“I was going to draw a penis but it wouldn’t have held up to the original” - alicemyslime
“Neurodivergence is the new astrology.” -anonymouse
June 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
“Neurodivergence is the new astrology.” -anonymouse
“A lot of people in this city like to get drunk and bitch, not get drunk and fuck.” -fish
June 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“A lot of people in this city like to get drunk and bitch, not get drunk and fuck.” -fish
“Not everyone is personally prepared to talk to you about your feet pics, they prefer to purchase the them anonymously on the internet.” -anon
March 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
“Not everyone is personally prepared to talk to you about your feet pics, they prefer to purchase the them anonymously on the internet.” -anon
“Bro, I don’t need a Pad Thai from a fuckin Cheesecake Factory.” -chacko
March 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
“Bro, I don’t need a Pad Thai from a fuckin Cheesecake Factory.” -chacko
“Meeting you is like finally sitting on the comfy couch.” -Clarkson
March 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
“Meeting you is like finally sitting on the comfy couch.” -Clarkson
“You know when you’re a kid and you fart and someone says ‘smells like someone died.’ Well now when I fart it smells like I’m already dead.” -Brian Posehn
February 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
“You know when you’re a kid and you fart and someone says ‘smells like someone died.’ Well now when I fart it smells like I’m already dead.” -Brian Posehn