Moss Matthey
@mossmatthey.bsky.social
Queer author, pagan, druid, witch 🔮
Kinda wish I lived in a library 📚
Kinda wish I lived in a library 📚
The version of me that existed at 18 could not have conceived of the me that exists today, and honestly that makes me so proud
July 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The version of me that existed at 18 could not have conceived of the me that exists today, and honestly that makes me so proud
I wasn’t meant to get up and go to work. I was meant to go out and frolick with fairies, but then someone had to go and invent jobs, and I honestly hope they stub their toe on the bedframe every morning, and that their water is always room temperature, and their pillow is always warm
April 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I wasn’t meant to get up and go to work. I was meant to go out and frolick with fairies, but then someone had to go and invent jobs, and I honestly hope they stub their toe on the bedframe every morning, and that their water is always room temperature, and their pillow is always warm
You can always be the main character! What’s stopping you from going on a little quest? Get lost in the fairy world for a few months. Help lead a peasant uprising. Don’t worry about paying bills, that’s for the side characters to care about
April 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
You can always be the main character! What’s stopping you from going on a little quest? Get lost in the fairy world for a few months. Help lead a peasant uprising. Don’t worry about paying bills, that’s for the side characters to care about
No no no, you must have misheard me. I don’t want to be the boss. I want to rot in moss
April 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
No no no, you must have misheard me. I don’t want to be the boss. I want to rot in moss
Stopping to acknowledge the fact that the little kid whose wildest dream was becoming an author would be so proud of me for getting my book published 📚
April 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Stopping to acknowledge the fact that the little kid whose wildest dream was becoming an author would be so proud of me for getting my book published 📚
Don’t let a lack of ambition hold you back. You can be both a sweet fae creature that frolics in the woods and the swamp hag that haunts their nightmares. You contain multitudes ✨
April 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Don’t let a lack of ambition hold you back. You can be both a sweet fae creature that frolics in the woods and the swamp hag that haunts their nightmares. You contain multitudes ✨
As Moss, I reserve the right to lie in the forest all day and photosynthesize 🌳
April 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
As Moss, I reserve the right to lie in the forest all day and photosynthesize 🌳
Every time a copy of my book sells, another fairy gets their wings 😜🧚♂️
April 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Every time a copy of my book sells, another fairy gets their wings 😜🧚♂️
They say never meet your heroes, but Cernunnos was pretty cool!
April 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
They say never meet your heroes, but Cernunnos was pretty cool!
There's no feeling quite like snuggling up to my man after a long day, wrapping ourselves in blankets, getting all cozy, and then immediately needing the toilet... 🙈
April 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
There's no feeling quite like snuggling up to my man after a long day, wrapping ourselves in blankets, getting all cozy, and then immediately needing the toilet... 🙈
Is a shop selling candles and incense basically a 'psss psss psss' for witches?
April 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Is a shop selling candles and incense basically a 'psss psss psss' for witches?
The world is full of enchantment 🥰 found a lovely little tree spirit on my adventures, with the encouragement to make a wish. I cannot think of any way this could possibly go wrong 🧚
April 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The world is full of enchantment 🥰 found a lovely little tree spirit on my adventures, with the encouragement to make a wish. I cannot think of any way this could possibly go wrong 🧚
You're in their DMs, I'm stealing them away to the fairy realm to dance forever...
We are not the same 🧚♂️
We are not the same 🧚♂️
April 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
You're in their DMs, I'm stealing them away to the fairy realm to dance forever...
We are not the same 🧚♂️
We are not the same 🧚♂️
You're never too old for a bit of whimsy! Go frolic in the woods, swing on all the rope swings, and cast spells under the full moon...
Just don't hold me responsible for the aching joints afterwards 😜 still worth it though, I promise
Just don't hold me responsible for the aching joints afterwards 😜 still worth it though, I promise
April 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
You're never too old for a bit of whimsy! Go frolic in the woods, swing on all the rope swings, and cast spells under the full moon...
Just don't hold me responsible for the aching joints afterwards 😜 still worth it though, I promise
Just don't hold me responsible for the aching joints afterwards 😜 still worth it though, I promise
Books are magical… especially when they’re possessed by ancient spirits you can summon to do your bidding 📚
April 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Books are magical… especially when they’re possessed by ancient spirits you can summon to do your bidding 📚
Kinda love the fact my book is in the 'Cults & Demonism' category, and grateful its the Number 1 most gifted 🥰 hopefully people find the section on 'How to Leave a Cult' helpful!
April 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Kinda love the fact my book is in the 'Cults & Demonism' category, and grateful its the Number 1 most gifted 🥰 hopefully people find the section on 'How to Leave a Cult' helpful!
I’m not the man in the relationship. I’m just the fairy. And he’s also a fairy. And we just frolick in the woods 🧚
April 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’m not the man in the relationship. I’m just the fairy. And he’s also a fairy. And we just frolick in the woods 🧚
Frolicking in the woods is underrated. We should all frolic more 😆🧚♂️
April 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Frolicking in the woods is underrated. We should all frolic more 😆🧚♂️
Finally found a shrine I’m happy to pray at 😆
April 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Finally found a shrine I’m happy to pray at 😆
Just a gay witch holding a copy of his book, all about leaving a fundamentalist cult and exploring the magical and enchanted side of life 🏳️🌈✨️
April 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Just a gay witch holding a copy of his book, all about leaving a fundamentalist cult and exploring the magical and enchanted side of life 🏳️🌈✨️
At this point, I don’t think witches are allowed to have tidy bookshelves. That’s what I tell myself to feel better anyway 😅
April 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
At this point, I don’t think witches are allowed to have tidy bookshelves. That’s what I tell myself to feel better anyway 😅
You might have heard that Pokémon cards are the most expensive cards you can collect, but allow me to introduce you to Tarot 🔮
April 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You might have heard that Pokémon cards are the most expensive cards you can collect, but allow me to introduce you to Tarot 🔮
I did the forbidden thing 😆 now we wait for the fairies to come get me 🧚♂️
April 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I did the forbidden thing 😆 now we wait for the fairies to come get me 🧚♂️
Social media is a fairy trap. They love compelling people to dance, but there's too many people now so they subcontracted it to this thing called 'trends'. If you dance online, the fairies have already got you 🧚♂️
April 10, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Social media is a fairy trap. They love compelling people to dance, but there's too many people now so they subcontracted it to this thing called 'trends'. If you dance online, the fairies have already got you 🧚♂️