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they still haven’t given ol jimbo his peanut farm back?
January 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
just learned michigan is phasing out the mackinac bridge licenses and forcing us to carry our shitty stupid state flag in our pocket all the time now. fuck you this flag sucks shit
December 31, 2024 at 9:01 AM
first test subjects
December 30, 2024 at 9:08 AM
work gave me a gift yay i love free stuff
December 30, 2024 at 8:42 AM
i hvave built the man a new Kitty Corner … he thinsk it is acceptable
December 28, 2024 at 12:56 AM
just tried my first McRib
1/10 i see why they keep getting rid of it
December 27, 2024 at 4:41 AM
dashcam footage of my grandpa trying to take me the fuck out today
December 26, 2024 at 2:21 AM
watching old rt/ah vids tonight for nostalgias sake and instantly became distraught upon noticing the date this rt life (first one i ever saw) came out
December 25, 2024 at 1:07 PM
pico park pico park pico park ENOUGH! please god enough please i want friendship without yelling
December 24, 2024 at 2:16 PM
i dont think there is a fourth dimension. or any dimension past that for that matter. we can perceive all of them
December 24, 2024 at 12:50 PM
just learned about “sashi-bara,” a tactic in which a samurai would call out another samurai and then commit seppuku in order to pressure the other samurai into also committing seppuku. there is no evidence to prove this actually happened but its really funny to think it did
December 24, 2024 at 11:23 AM
date: sunday, december 22, 2024
time: 21:43 EST
i am 28 years old, born 1996. the album, “Enema of the State,” by california pop punk band blink-182 was released in 1999. i have been aware of it as long as i can remember. i just now figured out what the title means.
December 23, 2024 at 2:47 AM
restaurant playing exclusively christmas music im about to destroy their business by swallowing a live grenade at the bar. you made me do this
December 19, 2024 at 10:49 PM
JOE CAPUTO WAS A GOOD MAN!
December 19, 2024 at 7:50 PM
you know theyre fire
December 17, 2024 at 11:39 AM
slept in late because it is my birthday and my back hurts and i dont want to work 12 hours tonight but we live in this fucking dystopia where people aren’t even allowed to sleep on their own birthday. i hate it here
December 15, 2024 at 9:45 PM
i 💖 u
Germanic languages
even u icelandic🫡
swedish… you’r on thin ice.
December 14, 2024 at 10:56 PM
my mom texting me to see when i can come down and collect bday cards but im working 6pm-6am into the morning of my bday and then 6pm-6am the night of my bday and then i will proceed to work for an additional 4 days in a row so i don’t really have a bday this year tbh
December 14, 2024 at 9:35 PM
one of my friends looked at me tonight she said “it’s your birthday in two days!” and i was like “??? yeah … how do you remember that” and she just goes “i’m a mom” explained everything i’ve ever wondered about her tbh
December 13, 2024 at 1:23 PM
the hell i have to live in is that i cannot physically nor mentally handle the cold and the snow and all that bullshit and 7 months of winter makes me want to kill myself in the least joking way i can muster and i am plagued with images of me doing it all the time but also i’m trapped here lol
December 13, 2024 at 11:09 AM
there is a particular type of rage that the average person will never experience but anyone who lives in the fucking tundra will understand and that rage only exists when you walk out of a building and it is this cold outside and also it is windy and also your car is parked 500 feet away
December 13, 2024 at 11:06 AM
i have a lot of tiny and useless skills and one of them is 99.9% of the time being able to tell when an actor — no matter how outstanding their performance is — is faking an american accent
December 12, 2024 at 2:52 PM
“transatlantic accent is fake” people should burn and/or rot. in hell preferably
December 12, 2024 at 1:56 PM
homo habilis was so useless im glad they went extinct and we didnt have to be them
December 12, 2024 at 1:34 PM
people from new york dont even have cool accents anymore they just walk around in their piss scented city talking like midwesterners
December 12, 2024 at 12:39 PM