"untuck that thing girl" and the camera pans over to me trying to pull my balls out of me with one of those toy plastic grabber things
November 28, 2024 at 1:53 PM
"untuck that thing girl" and the camera pans over to me trying to pull my balls out of me with one of those toy plastic grabber things
sometimes i wonder what it would be like if i could perceive social cues
it would probably make me really good at among us
it would probably make me really good at among us
November 28, 2024 at 3:42 AM
sometimes i wonder what it would be like if i could perceive social cues
it would probably make me really good at among us
it would probably make me really good at among us
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@mossc.bsky.social CALL OUT
among us phobic
homosexual
bites me even tho i am so nice to her
whos the pussy now smh
among us phobic
homosexual
bites me even tho i am so nice to her
whos the pussy now smh
November 28, 2024 at 12:05 AM
@mossc.bsky.social CALL OUT
among us phobic
homosexual
bites me even tho i am so nice to her
whos the pussy now smh
among us phobic
homosexual
bites me even tho i am so nice to her
whos the pussy now smh
my feed alternates between "haha funny shitpost :)" and "oh god were all so fucked :("
November 26, 2024 at 1:36 AM
my feed alternates between "haha funny shitpost :)" and "oh god were all so fucked :("
is it just me or do any of you blueskyians actively avoid the interstate/freeway even if it doubles your travel time
November 25, 2024 at 3:45 PM
is it just me or do any of you blueskyians actively avoid the interstate/freeway even if it doubles your travel time
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Wow! That sure was a fun trip to the thrift store! Finding something you lost or gave away can inspire strong feelings of nostalgia or deja vu. <ENDREQUEST>
November 24, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Wow! That sure was a fun trip to the thrift store! Finding something you lost or gave away can inspire strong feelings of nostalgia or deja vu. <ENDREQUEST>
if amogi were real i would keep one in a plexiglass cube and make it do fortnite dances nonstop
November 24, 2024 at 6:46 PM
if amogi were real i would keep one in a plexiglass cube and make it do fortnite dances nonstop
you've heard of girldinner now get ready for girlbreakfast
November 24, 2024 at 1:28 PM
you've heard of girldinner now get ready for girlbreakfast
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needing to turn my music up louder to get the same perceived volume over time just means my ears are getting stronger and need heavier weights(louder sounds) to exercise them right i totally don't have hearing damage
November 24, 2024 at 9:02 AM
needing to turn my music up louder to get the same perceived volume over time just means my ears are getting stronger and need heavier weights(louder sounds) to exercise them right i totally don't have hearing damage
listening to fuzzy noises in my silly little earbuds at 3:53 am eastern standard time and wondering how the hell I managed to lose my toaster
November 24, 2024 at 8:54 AM
listening to fuzzy noises in my silly little earbuds at 3:53 am eastern standard time and wondering how the hell I managed to lose my toaster
honestly i feel like the among us guy and the lethal company guy are gay rivals core
November 24, 2024 at 1:23 AM
honestly i feel like the among us guy and the lethal company guy are gay rivals core
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November 18, 2024 at 12:56 AM
i think we should bring back joy and whimsy and also silly string i havent seen silly string in like a decade
November 23, 2024 at 9:57 PM
i think we should bring back joy and whimsy and also silly string i havent seen silly string in like a decade
insignificant and fatally mortal being(me) watches in confounded horror as an eldritch god beyond her comprehension(the united states government) obliterates her and everyone she loves on a whim
November 23, 2024 at 9:15 PM
insignificant and fatally mortal being(me) watches in confounded horror as an eldritch god beyond her comprehension(the united states government) obliterates her and everyone she loves on a whim
honestly there's nothing more comforting to me than seeing people say something along the lines of "you're safe with me" instead of things like "I support you" or whatnot(in regards to being trans, queer etc)
November 23, 2024 at 7:05 AM
honestly there's nothing more comforting to me than seeing people say something along the lines of "you're safe with me" instead of things like "I support you" or whatnot(in regards to being trans, queer etc)
just found out my girlfriend applies her graham cracker eating techniques to my dick and im not sure how to feel
November 21, 2024 at 11:36 PM
just found out my girlfriend applies her graham cracker eating techniques to my dick and im not sure how to feel
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I feel like a little girldinner would solve all the worlds problems
November 21, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I feel like a little girldinner would solve all the worlds problems
dentist office but it's evil and they break your teeth actually
November 20, 2024 at 4:09 PM
dentist office but it's evil and they break your teeth actually
I feel like WALL-E is a he/him lesbian and eve is his butch girlfriend
November 19, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I feel like WALL-E is a he/him lesbian and eve is his butch girlfriend
to me following someone or liking a post is like tapping on the plexiglass walls of their enclosure
November 19, 2024 at 2:20 PM
to me following someone or liking a post is like tapping on the plexiglass walls of their enclosure
as i tread metaphorical water in the seas of despair brought about by the oncoming bropocalypse, i am overcome by one thought and one thought only:
"i would really kill for a caprisun right now"
"i would really kill for a caprisun right now"
November 19, 2024 at 2:06 PM
as i tread metaphorical water in the seas of despair brought about by the oncoming bropocalypse, i am overcome by one thought and one thought only:
"i would really kill for a caprisun right now"
"i would really kill for a caprisun right now"