ˈkrɪptɪd
@mossbeast.bsky.social
plant-elemental beast • 18+ • it/its • alive somehow (the burnout is diagnosed and real, sorry for absences!)
find me more reliably at https://the-bitchking-of-angmar.tumblr.com or on instagram @bitchking_of_angmar
find me more reliably at https://the-bitchking-of-angmar.tumblr.com or on instagram @bitchking_of_angmar
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Wenn jemand noch spontan zum Ende des Jahres hin ne coole Aktion unterstützen will — hier wär was!
Das Thema geht mir nah, meine Nichte hat schwere Herzprobleme, und auch wenn das hier ein anderes Krankheitsbild darstellt, die Aktion hier kann was bewegen!
Wenn jemand noch spontan zum Ende des Jahres hin ne coole Aktion unterstützen will — hier wär was!
Das Thema geht mir nah, meine Nichte hat schwere Herzprobleme, und auch wenn das hier ein anderes Krankheitsbild darstellt, die Aktion hier kann was bewegen!
November 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Wenn jemand noch spontan zum Ende des Jahres hin ne coole Aktion unterstützen will — hier wär was!
Das Thema geht mir nah, meine Nichte hat schwere Herzprobleme, und auch wenn das hier ein anderes Krankheitsbild darstellt, die Aktion hier kann was bewegen!
Wenn jemand noch spontan zum Ende des Jahres hin ne coole Aktion unterstützen will — hier wär was!
Das Thema geht mir nah, meine Nichte hat schwere Herzprobleme, und auch wenn das hier ein anderes Krankheitsbild darstellt, die Aktion hier kann was bewegen!
Me: bitches about day shift not doing their appointed tasks
Also me: sits like an imbecile with the ventilator on my lap to take pictures to bitch about day shift
Also me: sits like an imbecile with the ventilator on my lap to take pictures to bitch about day shift
August 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Me: bitches about day shift not doing their appointed tasks
Also me: sits like an imbecile with the ventilator on my lap to take pictures to bitch about day shift
Also me: sits like an imbecile with the ventilator on my lap to take pictures to bitch about day shift
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
In my defence it’s 5am and i need to get up for work. Who invented that.
In my defence it’s 5am and i need to get up for work. Who invented that.
August 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
In my defence it’s 5am and i need to get up for work. Who invented that.
In my defence it’s 5am and i need to get up for work. Who invented that.
Oh Birdbro coming in with the hard questions :0 I see how it is
Top contenders are:
• archiveofourown.org/works/38404492
• archiveofourown.org/works/67342009
• archiveofourown.org/works/55090120
• archiveofourown.org/works/42968490
CW for injury, gore and violence in all of these. Death in some.
Top contenders are:
• archiveofourown.org/works/38404492
• archiveofourown.org/works/67342009
• archiveofourown.org/works/55090120
• archiveofourown.org/works/42968490
CW for injury, gore and violence in all of these. Death in some.
August 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Oh Birdbro coming in with the hard questions :0 I see how it is
Top contenders are:
• archiveofourown.org/works/38404492
• archiveofourown.org/works/67342009
• archiveofourown.org/works/55090120
• archiveofourown.org/works/42968490
CW for injury, gore and violence in all of these. Death in some.
Top contenders are:
• archiveofourown.org/works/38404492
• archiveofourown.org/works/67342009
• archiveofourown.org/works/55090120
• archiveofourown.org/works/42968490
CW for injury, gore and violence in all of these. Death in some.
Fun questionnaire I stole from Lerya :>
Either like or comment a specific question! Or both! Or several questions, even!
Either like or comment a specific question! Or both! Or several questions, even!
August 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Fun questionnaire I stole from Lerya :>
Either like or comment a specific question! Or both! Or several questions, even!
Either like or comment a specific question! Or both! Or several questions, even!
y’all’s favourite yapping plant might actually have a rotator cuff injury
August 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
y’all’s favourite yapping plant might actually have a rotator cuff injury
Getting so weepy at the thought that I’m picking up my baby at the bus stop after it went to school 🥹
August 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Getting so weepy at the thought that I’m picking up my baby at the bus stop after it went to school 🥹
Meine Lieben! Jetzt ist die Zeit, euren bürgerlichen PFLICHTEN nachzukommen!
Im Post (s. Link) findet ihr bereits vorformulierte Texte für die e-Mail, bitte belästigt eure Abgeordneten!
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Im Post (s. Link) findet ihr bereits vorformulierte Texte für die e-Mail, bitte belästigt eure Abgeordneten!
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August 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Meine Lieben! Jetzt ist die Zeit, euren bürgerlichen PFLICHTEN nachzukommen!
Im Post (s. Link) findet ihr bereits vorformulierte Texte für die e-Mail, bitte belästigt eure Abgeordneten!
www.tumblr.com/spatort/7923...
Im Post (s. Link) findet ihr bereits vorformulierte Texte für die e-Mail, bitte belästigt eure Abgeordneten!
www.tumblr.com/spatort/7923...
Here are some more detailed looks at the flowers
August 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Here are some more detailed looks at the flowers
Today I saw some flowers. And a whole lot of bees. I think I prefer the flowers.
August 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Today I saw some flowers. And a whole lot of bees. I think I prefer the flowers.
We don’t have much, but we have each other 🫶 (and ska punk isn’t dead)(and I’m not old)
August 7, 2025 at 10:56 AM
We don’t have much, but we have each other 🫶 (and ska punk isn’t dead)(and I’m not old)
bathtub is the perfect time and place for arch and flexibility check
June 17, 2025 at 7:33 AM
bathtub is the perfect time and place for arch and flexibility check
CW Spider!
Photographic Evidence of my haunted fridge
Photographic Evidence of my haunted fridge
June 11, 2025 at 10:08 AM
CW Spider!
Photographic Evidence of my haunted fridge
Photographic Evidence of my haunted fridge
Story time! Today’s episode: Fridge Haunted
June 11, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Story time! Today’s episode: Fridge Haunted
#MossDisasterKitchen
Coconut rice, steamed Napa cabbage and turkey breast with teriyaki sauce, ajitsuke tamago and carrot ribbon salad (with cucumber ribbons and sliced radish)
It is easier to eat if the food is colourful. Monkey brain go brrr.
Coconut rice, steamed Napa cabbage and turkey breast with teriyaki sauce, ajitsuke tamago and carrot ribbon salad (with cucumber ribbons and sliced radish)
It is easier to eat if the food is colourful. Monkey brain go brrr.
May 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
#MossDisasterKitchen
Coconut rice, steamed Napa cabbage and turkey breast with teriyaki sauce, ajitsuke tamago and carrot ribbon salad (with cucumber ribbons and sliced radish)
It is easier to eat if the food is colourful. Monkey brain go brrr.
Coconut rice, steamed Napa cabbage and turkey breast with teriyaki sauce, ajitsuke tamago and carrot ribbon salad (with cucumber ribbons and sliced radish)
It is easier to eat if the food is colourful. Monkey brain go brrr.
My poor, helpless, hapless, unloved, never once in her life fed and mostly blind non-possum tragically has no place to sleep so she must use the wood basket, which unfortunately has another purpose. She will be forced to vacate.
True Neutral Cave or possible anglerfish-shark mutant?
True Neutral Cave or possible anglerfish-shark mutant?
April 25, 2025 at 9:09 AM
My poor, helpless, hapless, unloved, never once in her life fed and mostly blind non-possum tragically has no place to sleep so she must use the wood basket, which unfortunately has another purpose. She will be forced to vacate.
True Neutral Cave or possible anglerfish-shark mutant?
True Neutral Cave or possible anglerfish-shark mutant?
I love how they went in fully motivated to translate this to Metric Units (also known as Real Measurement Units) and gave up right after the main body of the cake was sort-of done.
But that’s cool, I’m not a fan of cream cheese frosting anyway (and also I do have an imaginary units kitchen scale).
But that’s cool, I’m not a fan of cream cheese frosting anyway (and also I do have an imaginary units kitchen scale).
April 9, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I love how they went in fully motivated to translate this to Metric Units (also known as Real Measurement Units) and gave up right after the main body of the cake was sort-of done.
But that’s cool, I’m not a fan of cream cheese frosting anyway (and also I do have an imaginary units kitchen scale).
But that’s cool, I’m not a fan of cream cheese frosting anyway (and also I do have an imaginary units kitchen scale).
The most scandalous thing has happened to poor little Marimo; it has come to its attention that there is, in fact, wine in coq au vin. The noises of dissent are loud and many.
Every day is a Calvin and Hobbes adventure if you look at it the right way.
Every day is a Calvin and Hobbes adventure if you look at it the right way.
March 30, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The most scandalous thing has happened to poor little Marimo; it has come to its attention that there is, in fact, wine in coq au vin. The noises of dissent are loud and many.
Every day is a Calvin and Hobbes adventure if you look at it the right way.
Every day is a Calvin and Hobbes adventure if you look at it the right way.
I know it only looks superficial but it hit the front axle from a really bad angle. Unfortunately I don’t have any pictures of that.
The initial repair cost was estimated at 4000€ at a licensed dealership for the cosmetic damage, the axle repair was 2500€ alone — on top of the 4000€ estimate.
The initial repair cost was estimated at 4000€ at a licensed dealership for the cosmetic damage, the axle repair was 2500€ alone — on top of the 4000€ estimate.
March 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I know it only looks superficial but it hit the front axle from a really bad angle. Unfortunately I don’t have any pictures of that.
The initial repair cost was estimated at 4000€ at a licensed dealership for the cosmetic damage, the axle repair was 2500€ alone — on top of the 4000€ estimate.
The initial repair cost was estimated at 4000€ at a licensed dealership for the cosmetic damage, the axle repair was 2500€ alone — on top of the 4000€ estimate.
Proud to report that it has after all ended up being THE most delightful gloopy goodness!
Tried adding ginger into the pot while the rice was breaking down and that might just have been the single best idea in my entire life!
Tried adding ginger into the pot while the rice was breaking down and that might just have been the single best idea in my entire life!
March 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Proud to report that it has after all ended up being THE most delightful gloopy goodness!
Tried adding ginger into the pot while the rice was breaking down and that might just have been the single best idea in my entire life!
Tried adding ginger into the pot while the rice was breaking down and that might just have been the single best idea in my entire life!
sooo… my car got hit while I was at work, if anyone wants to drop me a little something I’ll be incredibly grateful!
ko-fi.com/mossbeast
ko-fi.com/mossbeast
March 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
sooo… my car got hit while I was at work, if anyone wants to drop me a little something I’ll be incredibly grateful!
ko-fi.com/mossbeast
ko-fi.com/mossbeast
Kollegin im Feierabend stürmt die Wache: “DÖNI MACHT SCHÖNI!!!”
Und bringt uns Abendessen vom Dönermann mit 🥹 weil sie vorhin bei Dönermanns Familie waren zum Retten und er sich erkenntlich zeigen wollte.
So geht Dorflife. 🫶
Und bringt uns Abendessen vom Dönermann mit 🥹 weil sie vorhin bei Dönermanns Familie waren zum Retten und er sich erkenntlich zeigen wollte.
So geht Dorflife. 🫶
March 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Kollegin im Feierabend stürmt die Wache: “DÖNI MACHT SCHÖNI!!!”
Und bringt uns Abendessen vom Dönermann mit 🥹 weil sie vorhin bei Dönermanns Familie waren zum Retten und er sich erkenntlich zeigen wollte.
So geht Dorflife. 🫶
Und bringt uns Abendessen vom Dönermann mit 🥹 weil sie vorhin bei Dönermanns Familie waren zum Retten und er sich erkenntlich zeigen wollte.
So geht Dorflife. 🫶
when your feet hurt but in a good way
March 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
when your feet hurt but in a good way
The eye doctor turned me into a perpetual cat chasing bug state
Send help, I can barely read my keyboard
Send help, I can barely read my keyboard
March 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The eye doctor turned me into a perpetual cat chasing bug state
Send help, I can barely read my keyboard
Send help, I can barely read my keyboard