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Allan
@moshpitson.bsky.social
Also Chuck to some of you.
Washed up photographer. Engineer for hire. Adventure wannabe enthusiast.
For my 40th birthday I organised my own week of birthday activities. The one thing I learned is the unreliability of RSVPs and last minute cancellation excuses in 2025.
February 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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February 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I've been on a run of reading books and then watching the movie adaptation. Anyone got any good recommendations where both the movie and the book slaps?
February 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Went for a morning trail run, came across 2 koalas. I am truly lucky to have so much bush and wildlife diversity not far from my front door
January 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Watching the tennis finals the last few days and ticked and was constantly bombareded with reminders that famous/rich people give zero fucks:
- Clive Palmer weirdo ads
- (Alleged) 2x DV perpetrator playing
- (Alleged) drug cheat playing
- Peter Dutton weirdo ads

I hate this timeline
January 27, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Forgot I made a Bluesky account 18 months ago so I guess I'm popping back in to say g'day and see if it's worth saying fuck off to the other social media
January 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Catching up on the Yellowstone/1923/etc universe and I cannot tell if this is propaganda or satire. The Dutton family are just selfish capitalistic cunts with no ethics.
October 19, 2023 at 9:34 AM
It's been a pretty shit few months but I finally cleaned the balcony to enjoy those few weeks were Brisbane weather is just plain pleasant.
October 19, 2023 at 9:29 AM
Cliff bar and BOSS coffee can is the breakfast of champions at 5am
October 14, 2023 at 7:32 PM
This morning I randomly remembered that Paula Abdul's biggest hit was a music video where she dance and sung with her lover, a rapping cartoon cat.
October 11, 2023 at 9:59 PM
Was offline for a few days for Bird Camp and came out to yet another war. We're pretty much in a real end of days scenario hey
October 10, 2023 at 7:02 AM
Whoops forgot about this place for a bit. My bad.
October 10, 2023 at 7:00 AM
Those wallabies sure aren't good rugby hey
September 24, 2023 at 8:20 PM
Funeral yesterday and redundancies today. I have no emotional energy left to give for the forseeable future
August 31, 2023 at 5:41 AM
Today I discovered how heavy a coffin really is. Something I never wanted to find out.
August 30, 2023 at 10:36 PM
I got called a Karen today. For telling a white woman, politely, not to use the N word. That's a new one. But it's okay, they aren't racist they just say that word all the time.
August 28, 2023 at 8:11 PM
I just tipsily rewatched starship troopers for like the 60th time. Still slaps
August 25, 2023 at 11:16 AM
The idea of a functional family just completely does my head in. You mean you actually want to spend time together? Travel together? You reach out and talk to each other? How does this work, it's got to be a Matrix simulation or something
August 23, 2023 at 11:40 AM
Nothing makes me happier to be childless by choice is listening to the parents complain about the horrors that is "book week"
August 22, 2023 at 8:12 PM
I am watching the moon rise, burning the frame of my old bed I had for 15 years and blaring Nine Inch Nails. This is Allan's happy place
August 3, 2023 at 10:33 AM
"Ned Kelly's descendents being claimed they are being discriminated against" - things I wasn't expecting to see at work today OR anger up my blood. https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/we-re-still-hunted-ned-kelly-family-descendants-lose-legal-bid-for-cultural-protections-20230725-p5dr5z.html
July 31, 2023 at 2:34 AM
My god don't the Matildas know it is a school night? Wrap up the game already
July 27, 2023 at 11:04 AM
Am I weird or does anyone else bring a houseplant into each shower so it can get watered and cleaned from the excess splash and runoff?
July 26, 2023 at 5:56 AM
New social media means I can list some of the weird regulars that slide into my DMs:
- guy I played footy with that sends me 4-6 truck videos not in English
- "friend" who responds to posts just to talk about her latest date
- rando who has been messaging how sad and lonely they are for 10 years now
July 25, 2023 at 9:32 PM
Nothing makes me ugly-happy-cry more than the last episode of every season of Alone.
July 24, 2023 at 8:33 AM