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Mosh The Hokage Of Melbourne
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Hey, because I should self promote to some capacity
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you have found my Patreon, that's here to help slowly but surely improve how my content is and maybe, stop me being a nightmare and using my quality to filter
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March 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
HOLY SHIT
NEW MOLOTOV SOLUTION EP
GET FUCKED HOW WHAT?
February 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
@feral--cryptid.bsky.social and I are doing silent reading

Shut the fuck up
February 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Yeah, disability to nearly piss myself in a goth club
Sir, short boys are clearly extremely capable of being hot to the point of disability
February 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Short*
February 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I'm no longer in support of gender neutral bathrooms

I went clubbing a few weeks back, got hit on twice while waiting to use a cubicle, then the gorgeous goth girl coming out of the cubicle wanted to tell me how good I looked while I NEEDED HER TO MOVE SO I INHIBIT PISSING MYSELF
February 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Life is definitely threatening to become abhorrent for queer peeps at the moment

The doom my friends are drowning in, is fucked at the moment

Yesterday, I had the opposite
February 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The HEMA pipeline
- meet someone who plays with swords
- go try a session
- get kit, start joining community pages
-1-3 years of this
- find invite only pages after showing you are not insane
- start leaving all the public community pages
- mental health finally improves <3
February 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Reposted by Mosh The Hokage Of Melbourne
Is this something happening outside our circles?
February 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The fact I can't just spend an afternoon OUTSIDE, IN THE REAL FUCKING WORLD, WITHOUT MY SKIN GETTING FUCKING ASSUALTED AND ROLLING DICE FOR CANCER, CAN EAT MY ENTIRE COCK
February 2, 2025 at 9:12 AM
As Gen Z and Gen Alpha get into historical fencing, I'm excited for Rapier to become the dominant weapon over longsword, which will be relegated to the Millennials and Gen X who refused to adapt
January 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Always was
Always will be
January 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
January 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
And another one
How to fence at Stretta without giving a tempo - Historical Fencing
YouTube video by Mosh the Hokage of Melbourne
youtu.be
January 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
New release after spending two weeks in Patreon
How to attack Fools Guard, Open and Refused Positions - Historical Fencing
YouTube video by Mosh the Hokage of Melbourne
youtu.be
January 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"One must imagine that Prometheus loved having his liver ripped out" - @feral--cryptid.bsky.social
January 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
OKAY FUCKOS

I'M TEACHING IN NSW IN A COUPLE OF WEEKENDS

YOU SHOULD INVITE YOURSELF, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR STEP DAD TO COME WATCH AND BE IMPRESSED BY YOUR BADASS SWORD FIGHTING THAT YOU COULD TOTALLY FUCK HIK UP WITH, AND OTHER POINTS OF TRAUMA AND CREATING WEIRD FAKE SCENARIOS IN YOUR HEAD
January 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'm going to post links to my long form rambles that are free to read as I also post them to my Patreon so they are in a succinct and not delusional place

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January 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I got to fight no armour vs VERY FUCKING GOOD ARMOUR FORM FIT AND SPECIFIC TO THAT PERSON last night, and holy fuck

I am trashed and that was such a hellish thing to attempt overcome

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So, I got to practice some no armour vs harness | Mosh Hewson - Hokage of Melbourne
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January 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Oh to live a life where William Dafoe diagnoses you with "crazy bitch back at the house"
January 12, 2025 at 10:04 AM
You can't name 6 people who would stop you from introducing yourself as Fertile Freddy
January 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Attempting to be done with Facebook, we would never have had this problem if they ever Meta woman
January 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM