Andrew Moser
moser3002.bsky.social
Andrew Moser
@moser3002.bsky.social
I'm a fucking delight
I hadn't heard why Threat Level was MIA this year, but it's good to get back another excellent writer and regularly scheduled column to look forward to
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Those 3 all Americans on his defense? Yeah, they came from JMU
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
But also: that first strike was illegal, too
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Yeah, but getting doubled up takes that off the table 🤷
November 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Perhaps it would help if we put it in the name... Oh, wait...
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
He's the perfect Republican candidate. He has zero integrity, and has no problem spewing absolute bullshit that he doesn't believe, just to drive engagement. This was inevitable, really
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Ok, so when that doesn't happen, we'll know you're full of shit? I mean, we already know you're full of shit, but you'll admit it, right?
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I think there might have been something else they were doing that led to JJ's success in college. Can't quite put my finger on it, but I seem to recall there being something... Else
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I miss the old Big East 😥
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"Lady, I walked into the Oval Office and had him eating out of the palm of my hand, calling himself a fascist. What more do you want from me??"
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Yeah, that's what happens when you don't win your games, but other teams do
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Yeah, I see where you fucked up, there
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Well, nooooo shit
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Since we all know that neither of her "concerns" are actual problems, what's the true motivation for what they're supporting? Is it as simple as it being all a giant grift? I just don't get what else they could be benefiting from all this hatred and fear of their imagination
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
But also, history has taught us that when you extend loan lengths, lowering monthly payments, making the item more "affordable", prices inevitably rise far more rapidly than they otherwise would have. This is a loss for anyone who will ever buy a home after this
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
That was a Madden type completion where the ball magically finds the only open window
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
No, no. He doesn't want you to buy "insurance". He wants you to buy "healthcare".

tRump: "Words? How do THOSE work??"
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It's called an "ad hominem"

You can't say, "you're wrong, cuz you're a bitch"

But you CAN say, "you're wrong AND you're a bitch"

They're doing the first thing. We're doing the second
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"Did Republicans learn anything from..."

Alright, I'ma stop you right there. No. The answer is no
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You can make a lot of money betting against Republicans ever "figuring out" anything
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
He knows. He just doesn't care. Because accountability doesn't exist
November 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You're making some good points here
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
That's kind of insulting to atheists
November 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I think his biggest point in there is about the claw back of modern contract norms. He's delusional if he thinks he won't have to guarantee a huge amount of money to the next coach
October 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
They're not even pretending it's not just blatant islamophobia, either. Like, how did we get here??
October 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM