Make America Guillotine Again
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Therefore if you repost my most egregious content I will absolutely follow you.
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Therefore if you repost my most egregious content I will absolutely follow you.
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Favorite Jim Stafford song?
My Girl Bill
My Girl Bill
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Favorite Jim Stafford song?
My Girl Bill
My Girl Bill
Doesn't that require ten of us?
a cartoon minion is holding a megaphone in his mouth
ALT: a cartoon minion is holding a megaphone in his mouth
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Doesn't that require ten of us?
Stay tuned for "who HASN'T blown Bill Clinton"?
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Stay tuned for "who HASN'T blown Bill Clinton"?
They'll need a big bus.
November 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
They'll need a big bus.
How many rooms away can you smell or hear it when he loads his diaper?
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
How many rooms away can you smell or hear it when he loads his diaper?
Watch as the dogshits do a passable impression of human beings
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Watch as the dogshits do a passable impression of human beings
Make America Goat Again
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Make America Goat Again
So am I but looks aren't everything.
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
So am I but looks aren't everything.
The rest of us aren't really that great, either.
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The rest of us aren't really that great, either.
Beautiful.
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Beautiful.
Nobody who goes to a hair professional and says "give me the George McFly" has known the touch of an untied woman.
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Nobody who goes to a hair professional and says "give me the George McFly" has known the touch of an untied woman.
Fucking Lurch.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Fucking Lurch.
There's an old joke about Louisiana politics about the only two things that can kill a career is being caught in bed with a live boy or a dead girl. I think this is a dead boy situation.
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
There's an old joke about Louisiana politics about the only two things that can kill a career is being caught in bed with a live boy or a dead girl. I think this is a dead boy situation.
They're all fucks. Hate them now.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
They're all fucks. Hate them now.
Keep it up until she throws things
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Keep it up until she throws things
Where was that taken?
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Where was that taken?
Trump has always hung out with guys who get and give head.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Trump has always hung out with guys who get and give head.
The origin story of Jesusianism involves God knocking up a barely pubescent girl. Of course professional Christophrenics fuck kids.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The origin story of Jesusianism involves God knocking up a barely pubescent girl. Of course professional Christophrenics fuck kids.
Where is that?
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Where is that?
In most cases, not a word will have been spoken other than gratified profanity as the alcohol disinfects your alimentary canals. And inevitably before the three of you split up, one of you goes down like a sack of buckwheat.
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
In most cases, not a word will have been spoken other than gratified profanity as the alcohol disinfects your alimentary canals. And inevitably before the three of you split up, one of you goes down like a sack of buckwheat.
Not long after, some other guy with a ruble would come along and the three of you would plunk down your three rubles and get a bottle. You would then go off around the corner, pull the cap off, and pass the bottle around until it was done and you all wandered off to your homes.
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Not long after, some other guy with a ruble would come along and the three of you would plunk down your three rubles and get a bottle. You would then go off around the corner, pull the cap off, and pass the bottle around until it was done and you all wandered off to your homes.
So what people did was this: go down to the liquor kiosk (called an American Girl for no known reason) with a ruble in your pocket and hold your fist to your stomach, one thumb up.
Within a minute or so, someone would come next to you and hold his thumb up too to show that he had another ruble.
Within a minute or so, someone would come next to you and hold his thumb up too to show that he had another ruble.
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
So what people did was this: go down to the liquor kiosk (called an American Girl for no known reason) with a ruble in your pocket and hold your fist to your stomach, one thumb up.
Within a minute or so, someone would come next to you and hold his thumb up too to show that he had another ruble.
Within a minute or so, someone would come next to you and hold his thumb up too to show that he had another ruble.