Mosaïque Nadji
@mosaique.bsky.social
Your favourite biologist Japanese hotel concierge.
Jolie plaque que j'ai vu en face du Heian jingu, dans une sortie de parking réservé.
September 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Jolie plaque que j'ai vu en face du Heian jingu, dans une sortie de parking réservé.
I'm treated so good in this clinic...
New video concept : giving birth in a bunch of different clinics and rate them. Can be extended to different country !
Wait, the f*ck no.
New video concept : giving birth in a bunch of different clinics and rate them. Can be extended to different country !
Wait, the f*ck no.
June 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I'm treated so good in this clinic...
New video concept : giving birth in a bunch of different clinics and rate them. Can be extended to different country !
Wait, the f*ck no.
New video concept : giving birth in a bunch of different clinics and rate them. Can be extended to different country !
Wait, the f*ck no.
Me pregnant forces to sleep on my sides, can't wait to give birth so I can sleep on my back!
Ends up having a C-section, can only sleep on my back...
This is not what I meant.
Ends up having a C-section, can only sleep on my back...
This is not what I meant.
June 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Me pregnant forces to sleep on my sides, can't wait to give birth so I can sleep on my back!
Ends up having a C-section, can only sleep on my back...
This is not what I meant.
Ends up having a C-section, can only sleep on my back...
This is not what I meant.
Nothing more relaxing while pregnant than watching true crime documentaries.
April 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Nothing more relaxing while pregnant than watching true crime documentaries.
My colleague is checking in some guests and asks for their name. The guy answers "John" and then dares to ask "should I give you my surname?".
YOUR NAME IS JOHN. DO YOU THINK IT IS UNIQUE ENOUGH THAT THERE IS NO CHANCE WE HAVE A SECOND JOHN IN OUR GUESTS LIST? TELL ME JOHN, UH?
YOUR NAME IS JOHN. DO YOU THINK IT IS UNIQUE ENOUGH THAT THERE IS NO CHANCE WE HAVE A SECOND JOHN IN OUR GUESTS LIST? TELL ME JOHN, UH?
March 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My colleague is checking in some guests and asks for their name. The guy answers "John" and then dares to ask "should I give you my surname?".
YOUR NAME IS JOHN. DO YOU THINK IT IS UNIQUE ENOUGH THAT THERE IS NO CHANCE WE HAVE A SECOND JOHN IN OUR GUESTS LIST? TELL ME JOHN, UH?
YOUR NAME IS JOHN. DO YOU THINK IT IS UNIQUE ENOUGH THAT THERE IS NO CHANCE WE HAVE A SECOND JOHN IN OUR GUESTS LIST? TELL ME JOHN, UH?
Tales for the desk
Of course the best thing to do when we give you room rates for the high season of Sakura is to answer 3 weeks after so now the rooms we offered the price for are fully booked. Who could have thought that the highest season could be fully booked in between uh?
Of course the best thing to do when we give you room rates for the high season of Sakura is to answer 3 weeks after so now the rooms we offered the price for are fully booked. Who could have thought that the highest season could be fully booked in between uh?
February 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Tales for the desk
Of course the best thing to do when we give you room rates for the high season of Sakura is to answer 3 weeks after so now the rooms we offered the price for are fully booked. Who could have thought that the highest season could be fully booked in between uh?
Of course the best thing to do when we give you room rates for the high season of Sakura is to answer 3 weeks after so now the rooms we offered the price for are fully booked. Who could have thought that the highest season could be fully booked in between uh?
Tales from the desk:
-What is the trick to using the coffee machine?
-You don't have to do anything it's already brewed. Just serve yourself with the pot.
-Oh I see!
Proceed to look at the machine for 10s and then press the "do not press" button."oh the trick is to pay attention haha!"
I guess so...
-What is the trick to using the coffee machine?
-You don't have to do anything it's already brewed. Just serve yourself with the pot.
-Oh I see!
Proceed to look at the machine for 10s and then press the "do not press" button."oh the trick is to pay attention haha!"
I guess so...
a cartoon drawing of a girl covering her mouth with her hand and the words everyone above her
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a girl covering her mouth with her hand and the words everyone above her
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February 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Tales from the desk:
-What is the trick to using the coffee machine?
-You don't have to do anything it's already brewed. Just serve yourself with the pot.
-Oh I see!
Proceed to look at the machine for 10s and then press the "do not press" button."oh the trick is to pay attention haha!"
I guess so...
-What is the trick to using the coffee machine?
-You don't have to do anything it's already brewed. Just serve yourself with the pot.
-Oh I see!
Proceed to look at the machine for 10s and then press the "do not press" button."oh the trick is to pay attention haha!"
I guess so...
You are not in a good relationship if you can not suddenly take your other half hostage to look at a cute video of a random animal.
January 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
You are not in a good relationship if you can not suddenly take your other half hostage to look at a cute video of a random animal.
"tales from the desk" of today is me watching a guest opening one of the lobby drawers, looking at it for a good 30s (yes it was very long. The plates in it were maybe very fascinating idk) and then leaving the hotel without even closing it. Thanks for ventilating the drawer.
January 22, 2025 at 9:24 AM
"tales from the desk" of today is me watching a guest opening one of the lobby drawers, looking at it for a good 30s (yes it was very long. The plates in it were maybe very fascinating idk) and then leaving the hotel without even closing it. Thanks for ventilating the drawer.
Love it when you get out of your way to help some random lost tourists and explain thoroughly how to get to their destination and you see them from afar take the exact train you told them not to.
I hope you reach your destination one day, random tourists 😔
I hope you reach your destination one day, random tourists 😔
January 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Love it when you get out of your way to help some random lost tourists and explain thoroughly how to get to their destination and you see them from afar take the exact train you told them not to.
I hope you reach your destination one day, random tourists 😔
I hope you reach your destination one day, random tourists 😔
I talk a lot to myself. And sometimes people think I only do it when they are around for "fun". I just dropped my remote and said "goddamn it" then proceeded to correct myself with a "don't actually damn it please I need it, thanks". I'm alone and sick at home idk if that helps.
January 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I talk a lot to myself. And sometimes people think I only do it when they are around for "fun". I just dropped my remote and said "goddamn it" then proceeded to correct myself with a "don't actually damn it please I need it, thanks". I'm alone and sick at home idk if that helps.