As a white man, I'll be happy if someone else takes a turn, we fucked it all up...
September 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
As a white man, I'll be happy if someone else takes a turn, we fucked it all up...
Awe hell, I thought you were cool before, but then I saw vegan in your bio and that is just hats on hats.
September 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Awe hell, I thought you were cool before, but then I saw vegan in your bio and that is just hats on hats.
I celebrate your victories and stand with you. I'm sorry things are so messed up, just know you belong in this world and we are proud of you.
September 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I celebrate your victories and stand with you. I'm sorry things are so messed up, just know you belong in this world and we are proud of you.
Help me, help you.... HELP ME HELP YOU!
September 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Help me, help you.... HELP ME HELP YOU!
Talented baby, I didn't know anything about photography at that age.
September 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Talented baby, I didn't know anything about photography at that age.
Sounds like he was kicked in the head by a butterfly when he was a baby.
'Extreme Maskers' makes me think you are chugging mountain dew or SURGE! through an n95 for kicks.
'Extreme Maskers' makes me think you are chugging mountain dew or SURGE! through an n95 for kicks.
September 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Sounds like he was kicked in the head by a butterfly when he was a baby.
'Extreme Maskers' makes me think you are chugging mountain dew or SURGE! through an n95 for kicks.
'Extreme Maskers' makes me think you are chugging mountain dew or SURGE! through an n95 for kicks.
Maybe he needs to subscribe to 'God+ Premium Fast-Pass (no ads)' to get priority bigotry prayers answered over the people who want kids to stop being shot and for their football team to win...
September 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Maybe he needs to subscribe to 'God+ Premium Fast-Pass (no ads)' to get priority bigotry prayers answered over the people who want kids to stop being shot and for their football team to win...
I know it's low hanging fruit but the mash potatoes joke was great as a fan of close encounters. Also, of note is that my neighbor has a wheel of fish in their home in 2025.
September 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I know it's low hanging fruit but the mash potatoes joke was great as a fan of close encounters. Also, of note is that my neighbor has a wheel of fish in their home in 2025.
Jumping jeezus on a pogo stick, everybody knows that burrow owls live, in a hole, in the ground! Why do you think they call them burrow owls anyway?
-The Dead Milkmen
-The Dead Milkmen
September 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Jumping jeezus on a pogo stick, everybody knows that burrow owls live, in a hole, in the ground! Why do you think they call them burrow owls anyway?
-The Dead Milkmen
-The Dead Milkmen
September 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Turbographix 16 was the first?
August 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Turbographix 16 was the first?
Wouldn't a mini taco be a taquito?
August 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Wouldn't a mini taco be a taquito?
Lithuania includes the gold of the sun, the green of the fields, and a nice view of hellfires. 🇱🇹
August 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Lithuania includes the gold of the sun, the green of the fields, and a nice view of hellfires. 🇱🇹
Ugg, my boss always says, "...or would that anger your vegan gods..." when talking about food. So tiresome, I prefer your wiener blessings. But in my mind, if there were vegan gods, they would be smiting non-believers and turning omnis into pillars of Soylent green.
July 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Ugg, my boss always says, "...or would that anger your vegan gods..." when talking about food. So tiresome, I prefer your wiener blessings. But in my mind, if there were vegan gods, they would be smiting non-believers and turning omnis into pillars of Soylent green.