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just doing my civic duty 🫡
March 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
this is my day 4 of trying to work out consistently and i started doing a new back workout and i felt pops all over the place down there 😭 it felt good tho
March 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
there is hydra in our government thankfully for you guys I’ve watched the winter soldier 178945 times
February 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
watching people tell leftists in red states they’re not doing enough is so funny. it’s giving “I live in a blue state and I am better than you”
January 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
since nonbinary and transgender people don’t exist anymore does that mean I don’t have follow laws or ever pay taxes
January 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If I go to prison do you think my chances of becoming the second gay president are higher now
January 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
reconnecting with nature after mcr ticket war
November 15, 2024 at 5:34 PM
and FUCK resellers
November 15, 2024 at 5:28 PM
trying to get my chemical romance concert tickets have me feeling like I just went to war
November 15, 2024 at 5:20 PM
every time you jack off an angel gets its wings
March 18, 2024 at 7:17 PM
gonna start saying “i baja blasted” when i cum
February 14, 2024 at 3:18 PM
can i claim israel as a dependent on my taxes be fr
February 12, 2024 at 2:49 PM
which pride flag is this
December 23, 2023 at 10:39 PM
got kicked out of guitar center for playing with my toes :/ not a very inclusive place tbh
December 22, 2023 at 11:01 PM