Morticia91
@morticia91.bsky.social
Nerd, play old-school D&D. Champions, Megatraveller, Paranoia. Movie fan, old fart filk fan. Love history, archaeology, hiking, crafts of all kinds. RESIST.
Here's a wild idea... Maybe @Boring_busineess shouldn't comment on sh*t he doesn't understand. Auto Mechanic is a job that requires several years of training. The basic stuff can be done at the community/vo-tech level, but a lot of places want specialized mechanics. Lots of education, meaning $$$$.
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Here's a wild idea... Maybe @Boring_busineess shouldn't comment on sh*t he doesn't understand. Auto Mechanic is a job that requires several years of training. The basic stuff can be done at the community/vo-tech level, but a lot of places want specialized mechanics. Lots of education, meaning $$$$.
Have you tried Sam the Cooking Guy's instant pot mac and cheese recipe? It doesn't break, and works well the next day. Recipe here -- we skip the truffle oil. Still works amazingly well. www.thecookingguy.com/recipes/inst...
We love the instant pot for all kinds of reasons - and this will give you 5 things to make you very happy. So don't just sit there...get goin!
www.thecookingguy.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Have you tried Sam the Cooking Guy's instant pot mac and cheese recipe? It doesn't break, and works well the next day. Recipe here -- we skip the truffle oil. Still works amazingly well. www.thecookingguy.com/recipes/inst...
Just for that... www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKlx...
Lasagna
YouTube video by "Weird Al" Yankovic - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just for that... www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKlx...
shepherds' pie
meatloaf
holiday leftovers
3 sisters soup
meatloaf
holiday leftovers
3 sisters soup
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
shepherds' pie
meatloaf
holiday leftovers
3 sisters soup
meatloaf
holiday leftovers
3 sisters soup
ICE hasn't become a fascist organization. IT STARTED AS A FASCIST ORGANIZATION. You're welcome.
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
ICE hasn't become a fascist organization. IT STARTED AS A FASCIST ORGANIZATION. You're welcome.
Hmm... Who put them in harm's way by trying to use them against THEIR FELLOW CITIZENS? Anyone who joins up under Drumpf knows that they will be at the very least required to pepper-spray and shoot their fellow Americans w/pepper balls. Tots and pears.
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Hmm... Who put them in harm's way by trying to use them against THEIR FELLOW CITIZENS? Anyone who joins up under Drumpf knows that they will be at the very least required to pepper-spray and shoot their fellow Americans w/pepper balls. Tots and pears.
Yeah, no damage. It took me a while to recover from laughing my @$$ off though.
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Yeah, no damage. It took me a while to recover from laughing my @$$ off though.
Spelling and grammar says you did.
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Spelling and grammar says you did.
Spray them down with the holy water and see if they melt or just hiss.
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Spray them down with the holy water and see if they melt or just hiss.
Are you saying you wanna put someone through a wood chipper? Because I can name some insurance company execs...
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Are you saying you wanna put someone through a wood chipper? Because I can name some insurance company execs...
Through the hoop, straight into my lap, on top of the scarf I was working on.
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Through the hoop, straight into my lap, on top of the scarf I was working on.
I'm a loom knitter, and our last cat decided he was a circus tiger. He used to jump through the loom.
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I'm a loom knitter, and our last cat decided he was a circus tiger. He used to jump through the loom.
Ours is in the 70s, but we live in an apartment building and some asshat keeps opening all the windows in the front stairwell, and we get the massive draft in our living room. So yes, sweatshirt.
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Ours is in the 70s, but we live in an apartment building and some asshat keeps opening all the windows in the front stairwell, and we get the massive draft in our living room. So yes, sweatshirt.
Ted who? Is he still even relevant to anything?
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Ted who? Is he still even relevant to anything?
1. He never had a mind.
2. Word math is too hard for him.
2. Word math is too hard for him.
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
1. He never had a mind.
2. Word math is too hard for him.
2. Word math is too hard for him.
So when is Megyn 'Rape 'em while they're young' Kelly on? I mean, since you're backing her...
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
So when is Megyn 'Rape 'em while they're young' Kelly on? I mean, since you're backing her...
Donnie's housing and healthcare is covered by the US taxpayer. He's a MF welfare queen.
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Donnie's housing and healthcare is covered by the US taxpayer. He's a MF welfare queen.
Apparently that's not all he's trying to cover up.
47 8 42...
I'll give you a minute...
47 8 42...
I'll give you a minute...
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Apparently that's not all he's trying to cover up.
47 8 42...
I'll give you a minute...
47 8 42...
I'll give you a minute...
Since Billybob spent most of his term trying to redefine the word 'r*pe' I absolutely want to see him fall. Throw him under the jail with Drumpf too. Then let's get Hillary in the WH where she belongs.
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Since Billybob spent most of his term trying to redefine the word 'r*pe' I absolutely want to see him fall. Throw him under the jail with Drumpf too. Then let's get Hillary in the WH where she belongs.
Correction: He's stoned and crashing out. He's been huffing the cans of gold spray paint used in the Oval Office.
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Correction: He's stoned and crashing out. He's been huffing the cans of gold spray paint used in the Oval Office.
By betraying them over healthcare. Greaaaaat. Thanks. Now fuck all the way off.
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
By betraying them over healthcare. Greaaaaat. Thanks. Now fuck all the way off.
Didn't he order the portraits of all the real presidents removed?
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Didn't he order the portraits of all the real presidents removed?
And one of the windows has that big gold-painted shell thing that looks like the top of a urinal in some pseudo-swanky nightclub.
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
And one of the windows has that big gold-painted shell thing that looks like the top of a urinal in some pseudo-swanky nightclub.
Why do you think one of his names is Orange Julius?
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Why do you think one of his names is Orange Julius?
Seems like the decorators already knew about his love of NOT PAYING HIS CONTRACTORS so they used the cheapest crap they could find. Personally, I think it's brilliant.
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Seems like the decorators already knew about his love of NOT PAYING HIS CONTRACTORS so they used the cheapest crap they could find. Personally, I think it's brilliant.