At least when the bubble finally bursts we can hope production may pivot back to stuff that's actually useful.
Prices may not drop, but they'll hopefully stop climbing.
(Plus the AI techbro ads will dwindle - until they find the next get richer quicker scheme)

Tiny prisoner feline moaing in bass register like he's Princess Vespa from Spaceballs

Ok, but can he get a move on already?

Folding chair. Classic.

Lovely name

Fair point, sadly.

Just off the top of my head, could they be in theory repurposed for tasks that require a lot of pure number crunching but are actually useful, such as simulating protein folding, or computational chemistry?

I know it's not a Hogfather reference, but I choose to believe it is anyway.

Personally, I never moved beyond Sir Stephen Fry's narration in Little Big planet

That's fair.

Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

As long as this one isn't also locked down by Anish Kapoor.