Kassi
morsechode.bsky.social
Kassi
@morsechode.bsky.social
I have parasocial relationships with NPR correspondents, and I’m here to get your drug-sniffing dog stoned as hell.
Back in the saddle after 14 years. First ep of Call Me Mother in the books.
March 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Some things you could tell the OPM you did last week:

-Attended a Black History Month Event
-Turned Gay
-Placed a Banned Book in a Library
-Helped an Immigrant
-Got a Vaccine
-Performed a Drag Story Hour
-Got an Abortion
-Transitioned
-Opposed Genocide
-Researched Technocratic Nationalism
February 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Galentine’s Tater Time
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February 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I’ve always been sopping wet for Nikola Tesla, but the mere word association with Elon Musk got me feelin hella antisexual. Thanks for blowing up our democracy AND my spank bank.
February 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Reposted by Kassi
Anybody who works closely with young people, anybody who's had cause to visit a psychiatric unit, knows that the EOs are going to result in dead kids. That's not a maybe. That's a fact. And these fucking killers know it; want it. Whatever happens, let us never forget that.
NEW — I spoke to a staffer at the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children (NCMEC) about DOJ's threat to pull funding if the org didn't comply with Trump's DEI executive order, and how org leadership rolled over.

"Rather than fight back, we chose to sacrifice trans children," they said.
Missing children’s org removes LGBTQIA+ materials per Trump DOJ demand
A staffer at NCMEC confirms the distressing effort to comply with Trump's executive order.
www.thehandbasket.co
February 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Reposted by Kassi
When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.
February 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I believe it when Susie Toot says that she has genuine insight into the dynamics of sketch comedy… because she looks strikingly like Kevin McDonald from KITH
February 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM