Krummster
morrisonsl.bsky.social
Krummster
@morrisonsl.bsky.social
Everything this profile used to say was just malicious rumours.
Iceland's gross national product is fermented shark. I would go so far as to call it our disgusting national product
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"I mean, I still wouldn't be alone in a room with him but he seems much less hostile than before." - things overheard in a mental hospital that sound the beginning of a slasher film
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"I smoke on the mic like Smokin' Joe Frazier
The hell raiser, raisin' hell with the flavor"
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I'm not sure why you need a 28 point plan to unconditionally surrender but Putin is going to need that old French train carriage for this one
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"Fish Facial" would be a good name for a band. That or Barracuda Bukkake. I also enjoy that the Bsky app corrected my spelling of the word bukkake

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Move over fillers - people are getting facial injections derived from fish sperm
Celebs including Charlie XCX swear by them. But what are polynucleotides and do they work?
www.bbc.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Just to address the elephant in the room, would you like some peanuts?
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Please support your local brick and mortar stores. I'm not a builder, so I rarely have a need for either product, but apparently the sellers have fallen on hard times.
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Reposted by Krummster
Not just the Heil … underpinning it all is fear.
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
"Petty bourgeoisie insist area man pay 1 cent extra for not remembering full name of shopkeeper"
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
At the entrance to the hospital I'm in there is a painting by a former patient lovingly depicting a rooster next to a tape measure that shows it to be 2 inches tall. 99% odds this was painted by a woman scorned and the doctors framed it without getting the joke. I respect her game.
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
www.bbc.com/news/article...

Israel created Hamas to continue the violence, supporting these guys is the same policy.

"Forty years ago, it encouraged a hardline Islamist organisation in Gaza to offset the growing power of Palestinian leader, Yasser Arafat.

That organisation became Hamas."
Anti-Hamas armed groups seek future role under Gaza peace plan
Several groups - some of them backed by Israel - are ranged against Hamas in Gaza, with complex and overlapping ties.
www.bbc.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Finally gave Alien Earth a shot, I think it's a pretty cool show. Eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Very disappointed to find out Welcome to Derry is not about the Provisional IRA but some kind of weird clown #upthera #freeDerry
November 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Reposted by Krummster
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Qurans in churches are trending on the artist formerly known as Twitter, so just a reminder that In Islam, the apocalypse involves the return of Jesus to defeat the Antichrist. This return is considered a major sign of the end times and a key event in Islamic eschatology, supported by the Quran.
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Croatia needs to score two more goals against Montenegro or I am fucked. I have a problem and its name is Gamblor. I need to snatch my life back from his neon claws. #simpsonsreferencesforlife #seriouslyIhaveaproblem
November 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Germany is totally destroying the Slovak football team right now, four fantastic goals in the first half so far. This has to be the worst thing the Germans have done to Slavic people since... well, you know. We all know.
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
When someone gives me a web address and starts by saying www I have to wonder if they are using Netscape Navigator 1.0 that just goes:

"Da fuq is a google, my man? Is it on usenet, a gopher, an irc server or one of those newfangled World Wide Web homepages? Be specific, please."
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
To be fair, this is not the first BOMBSHELL to hit Lord Mountbatten #upthera #oohah
#RoyalFamilyGrift
Louis Mountbatten the original Royal grifter getting away with it.

Endless fuk ups. Implicated in two establishment coups to bring down Wilson. Monitored by the FBI for his penchant for little boys.

You can see where Andy Windsor took his cues from...

youtu.be/YbfpE-8xc78?...
Lord Louis Mountbatten Was England's Worst Royal Failure
YouTube video by History Exposé
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Krummi andvaka í Klettagjá
byltir sér nú til og frá
getur ekki sofnað
nei getur ekki sooofnað
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Many buildings have no 13th floor, I propose school text books be printed with no page 67
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
At this rate "SIX SEVEN - THE MOTION PICTURE" seems like an inevitability. I already knew there is no God but this is just rubbing it in
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"Several other species in the genus Linum are similar in appearance to L. usitatissimum, cultivated flax, including some that have similar blue flowers, and others with white, yellow, or red flowers."

Strange flax, but ok.
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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