Morpho
morpho99.bsky.social
Morpho
@morpho99.bsky.social
San Francisco Bay Area Native, CSU Chico Graduate, Tech Worker, Gamer
My least favorite SF transplants:

Anyone who shows up to the city with an MBA

People who call the fog Karl

#karlthefog #sanfrancisofog
December 17, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Went to John Muir for hyper tension and panic attacks. I have United.

While still in the ER got texted $700 bill. It was previously $130ish. I'm broke.

I asked billing if they are sure it's right, they just accused me of not wanting to pay.

Fuck John Muir Concord, Fuck United
December 14, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Chocolate Truck caught on fire this morning on 580

Can confirm.

The chocolate was hot.
December 6, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I think this is how it works

#promosky
Likes:

Star Trek
Star Wars
Dune
40k & Fantasy
D&D
World of Darkness
PC Gaming
Stephen King
Agatha Christie
Columbo
Ween
The Midnight
Ghost
BUSSDRIVER
MF Doom
Classic Anime
Photography

Dislikes:

Republicans
Billionaires
"Big Tech"
December 5, 2024 at 6:06 AM
These "people" are bots farming engagement posts and you should block them then report them.

If they're human, you should still block them because a person with that many disjointed job titles must be absolutely insufferable and full of shit.
December 5, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Adobe: "We don't want to see you go"

And I don't want to see you in my billing statements, fuck off and go do a Yahoo!
December 3, 2024 at 12:44 AM
In order to "own the libs" elon musk is threatening to buy Hasbro. He wants to buy My Little Pony, He-Man and Dungeons and Dragons to unwoke the toys.

This is the man we are afraid of. A drug addled, man-child who's fried the dopamine sensors in his brain and thinks he's "won the simulation".
November 29, 2024 at 10:23 PM