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Morphine Jar
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>Las Vegas based
>Will make you discard your entire hand
Libertarians will tell you until their blue in the face how sacred property rights are and how we must protect them at all times, but then gleefully tell you how they pirate every movie, TV show, video game, and computer program they consume.
April 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
We brought back actual dire wolves before we got GTA6
April 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I feel in basketball the losing team should have to buy the winning team gift baskets. Go all in with the term “basket” ball ya know?
April 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Never help a boomer you’re not related to. They’ll ask you to help with one thing and take advantage of your kindness and eat up your whole day with a laundry list of things they waited too long to do themselves.
March 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Is Uno a game of skill or a game of chance?
January 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My cat wants to try being a Dungeon Master for D&D. Should I let her?
January 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Butterfree has fangs and forward facing eyes, indicating it is a predator.
January 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Did the world stop making cool things for kids because people stopped having as much children, or did people stop having children because the world stopped making cool stuff for kids?
January 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Cool photo I took outside my house.
January 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Nosferatu is gonna have the goths eating good for a long time. 🧛🏻‍♂️
December 26, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Got my first god pack in Pokemon TCG Pocket. Merry Christmas to me!
December 25, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Sonic 3 was absolute cinema.
December 21, 2024 at 10:53 AM
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December 14, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Rage content is going to damage mental health just as bad as Tumblr did.
December 14, 2024 at 8:40 PM
When you get the war hammer popcorn bucket from seeing LOTR: War of the Rohirrim, you of course have to use it to hold your D&D dice.
December 14, 2024 at 2:50 AM
First post here. Might as well introduce my interests:

Yugioh 🃏
Dungeons and Dragons 🐉
Warhammer 40K 💀
Star Wars 🚀
Dune 🐛
Horror movies 🧟‍♂️
EDM 🎧
Metal 🎸
Hip Hop 🎤
Cats 🐈
Final Fantasy 🗡️
Elder Scrolls 📜
Fallout ☢️
Aliens 👽

Living out of Las Vegas, NV 🎰
December 1, 2024 at 8:28 PM