Moronarama
moronarama.bsky.social
Moronarama
@moronarama.bsky.social
I’m John Moroney and I make weird stuff.
Murderous Mup-heads say, “L is for Lawn Mower!”
April 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Yondoggo the Self-Curbing Dog

Wanted for Galactic Ding-Dong-Ditch
April 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Murderous Mup-heads say, “K is for Kerosene!”
April 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The March Batch is Live on eBay. HAPPY HUNTING!
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March 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Tabling at the Odd Oklahoma Expo in Enid today. If you’re in the area come check us out!!!
March 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Messing around with another t-shirt design. Thoughts?
March 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Meeting doodles
March 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Major Meteor

Wanted for Violations of the Slime Directive and Mooning
March 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Murderous Mup-Heads say,
“J is for Jugular!”
March 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Let’s make some weirdness!
March 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Rolly Metalsprings

Wanted for questioning related to the theft of the Souly Crystal of Soulification
March 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
GOTEEMO

GOTEEMO stood ready for the incoming surprise. This is what he was made for. By the power of his robotic goatee, GOTEEMO could handle anything. The galactic cheeseball shuddered as it saw GOTEEMO. It knew it was in trouble now.
March 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Goldie 5000

Goldie 5000, the goldfish powered robot, scurried across the floor. The master said it was getting too fat for the bowl, but Goldie 5000 wanted some more DAMNED FOOD!!!!!!
March 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
SK-P3 "Skinny Pete"

Like a lot of Astromechs stuck on a dusty desert world, Skinny Pete dreamed of space. The clean, dust-free vacuum of space. There was a CRACK, and an escape pod fell smoking & burning towards the surface. He reconsidered.
March 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
F-101 Protocol Droid

F-101, cause that's the fever I'm currently running. BOOYAH!!!
February 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Malto-6

Malto-6 liked to put a little attitude on it when he did his things. A little strut … a little roll … a little watch out ladies, how may I take your lunch order. OH YEAH!
February 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
R1-5R

R1-5R might have been programmed for espionage and wetwork, but what she really loved to do was DANCE!!!!
February 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
XR-026

It was important for an automaton to enjoy its work, and XR-026 knew this. Whether it was skipping through alien fields collecting insect samples or dismembering the remnants of a space station zombie out break, XR-026 always brought smile to the work place.
February 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Blinkie

After the meteor shower damaged the space station’s main reactor, the robots of Exar Outpost were desperate for power. The communications array had also been damaged, and the audio feeds were down. Blinkie sent the message the only he knew how, desperate selfies from the outer rim.
February 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
D-4566

D-4566 was a bit of a mixologist. Of course it was hard to tell what he was mixing. Maybe it's a margarita, but maybe it's acid. Go take a big swig and find out.
February 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
SN-33K

SN-33K or “Sneaky Pete” had a simple mission … terminate the target. Well, simple if you didn’t count the security systems or the armed guards … or the targets insistence on not be killed. SN-33K had his work cut out for himself, but that’s why he was the best … or so he told himself.
February 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Lander-6

“Stupid planet,” though Lander-6. Lander-6 picked up another rock to examine … & surprise, it was just like all the other rocks he had collected. BORING. Lander-6 had been hoping for something cool …aliens …lasers …space wizards … but no, just a bunch of rocks. “Stupid boring planet.”
February 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
T-0MM13

T-0MM13, or “Tommy” loved taking care of his children. They sang songs, watched videos and learned important lessons. Like the time Billy tried to get T-0MM13 to pay Depeche Mode and T-0MM13 zapped Billy. KMFDM, Billy, KMFDM!
February 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Probe-625

Probe-625 of the Empire of Death floated in the trees. Robots of the Empire of Death were known to be savage & fearless, but Probe-625’s communications array had burned up coming in & he was lost. Probe-625 didn’t feel savage or fearless, just confused & lonely, lost in the woods.
February 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Robo-Tyke

The latest tool in parental training, Ronco presents the Robo-Tyke. No more sending teens home with eggs, instead let them get a more realistic experience with The Robo-Tyke! It poops, it pees, it pukes Sicilian Orange Sherbert on you at 3AM. Get your Robo-Tyke today!
February 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM