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Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday morning for a coffee-fueled chat about what’s happening in our world.
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Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday morning for a coffee-fueled chat about what’s happening in our world.
Listen at morningsomewhere.com
Support us at patreon.com/morningsomewhere
2025.01.13: The People’s Episode
Burnie and Ashley discuss Axe body spray, independent rewilding, presidential LAN parties, “the People” bidding on TikTok, Elon’s Diablo rankings, LA Rams playing in Arizona, damages vs economic impact, and sharing.
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Burnie and Ashley discuss Axe body spray, independent rewilding, presidential LAN parties, “the People” bidding on TikTok, Elon’s Diablo rankings, LA Rams playing in Arizona, damages vs economic impact, and sharing.
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January 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
2025.01.13: The People’s Episode
Burnie and Ashley discuss Axe body spray, independent rewilding, presidential LAN parties, “the People” bidding on TikTok, Elon’s Diablo rankings, LA Rams playing in Arizona, damages vs economic impact, and sharing.
Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2025/01/13/2...
Burnie and Ashley discuss Axe body spray, independent rewilding, presidential LAN parties, “the People” bidding on TikTok, Elon’s Diablo rankings, LA Rams playing in Arizona, damages vs economic impact, and sharing.
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2025.01.01: Resoluting
Burnie and Ashley discuss fireworks’ PR problem, drone show calamities, motivation at New Years, plans for the coming 365 days, fake influencers, NFL robberies, and our Deshitify 2025 efforts.
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Burnie and Ashley discuss fireworks’ PR problem, drone show calamities, motivation at New Years, plans for the coming 365 days, fake influencers, NFL robberies, and our Deshitify 2025 efforts.
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January 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
2025.01.01: Resoluting
Burnie and Ashley discuss fireworks’ PR problem, drone show calamities, motivation at New Years, plans for the coming 365 days, fake influencers, NFL robberies, and our Deshitify 2025 efforts.
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Burnie and Ashley discuss fireworks’ PR problem, drone show calamities, motivation at New Years, plans for the coming 365 days, fake influencers, NFL robberies, and our Deshitify 2025 efforts.
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2024.12.30: Strawburied
Burnie and Ashley discuss the death of iconic humanitarian President James Carter and his enduring legacy on charity, kindness, and goodwill. Also, the Pop Tart Bowl.
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Burnie and Ashley discuss the death of iconic humanitarian President James Carter and his enduring legacy on charity, kindness, and goodwill. Also, the Pop Tart Bowl.
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December 30, 2024 at 10:51 PM
2024.12.30: Strawburied
Burnie and Ashley discuss the death of iconic humanitarian President James Carter and his enduring legacy on charity, kindness, and goodwill. Also, the Pop Tart Bowl.
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Burnie and Ashley discuss the death of iconic humanitarian President James Carter and his enduring legacy on charity, kindness, and goodwill. Also, the Pop Tart Bowl.
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2024.12.27: One
Burnie and Ashley discuss their first anniversary, Sony’s Spiderverse woes, the press being mean, podcast mathematics, and the MCU’s year off.
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Burnie and Ashley discuss their first anniversary, Sony’s Spiderverse woes, the press being mean, podcast mathematics, and the MCU’s year off.
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December 27, 2024 at 12:45 PM
2024.12.27: One
Burnie and Ashley discuss their first anniversary, Sony’s Spiderverse woes, the press being mean, podcast mathematics, and the MCU’s year off.
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Burnie and Ashley discuss their first anniversary, Sony’s Spiderverse woes, the press being mean, podcast mathematics, and the MCU’s year off.
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2024.12.26: Boxing Out
Burnie and Ashley discuss current events, the real heroes, NBA ratings demise. bad boys, Lebron, Bronny, WNBA sales pitch, NFL on Netflix, TV equals football, why people like University sports, and lingerie bowls.
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Burnie and Ashley discuss current events, the real heroes, NBA ratings demise. bad boys, Lebron, Bronny, WNBA sales pitch, NFL on Netflix, TV equals football, why people like University sports, and lingerie bowls.
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December 26, 2024 at 6:32 PM
2024.12.26: Boxing Out
Burnie and Ashley discuss current events, the real heroes, NBA ratings demise. bad boys, Lebron, Bronny, WNBA sales pitch, NFL on Netflix, TV equals football, why people like University sports, and lingerie bowls.
Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/26/2...
Burnie and Ashley discuss current events, the real heroes, NBA ratings demise. bad boys, Lebron, Bronny, WNBA sales pitch, NFL on Netflix, TV equals football, why people like University sports, and lingerie bowls.
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2024.12.25: Jingling
Burnie and Ashley talk about their favorite Christmas traditions.
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Burnie and Ashley talk about their favorite Christmas traditions.
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December 25, 2024 at 12:22 PM
2024.12.25: Jingling
Burnie and Ashley talk about their favorite Christmas traditions.
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Burnie and Ashley talk about their favorite Christmas traditions.
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2024.12.24: Black Widower
Burnie and Ashley discuss holiday hours, broke math, Boomer nostalgia, Christmas movies, 80s NFL broadcasts vs NFL Films, pan and scan, Q vs Q, Black Doves, Hawkeye, Lady Avengers, edible glitter, and the gift card economy.
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Burnie and Ashley discuss holiday hours, broke math, Boomer nostalgia, Christmas movies, 80s NFL broadcasts vs NFL Films, pan and scan, Q vs Q, Black Doves, Hawkeye, Lady Avengers, edible glitter, and the gift card economy.
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December 24, 2024 at 10:54 PM
2024.12.24: Black Widower
Burnie and Ashley discuss holiday hours, broke math, Boomer nostalgia, Christmas movies, 80s NFL broadcasts vs NFL Films, pan and scan, Q vs Q, Black Doves, Hawkeye, Lady Avengers, edible glitter, and the gift card economy.
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Burnie and Ashley discuss holiday hours, broke math, Boomer nostalgia, Christmas movies, 80s NFL broadcasts vs NFL Films, pan and scan, Q vs Q, Black Doves, Hawkeye, Lady Avengers, edible glitter, and the gift card economy.
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2024.12.23: Occupational Occolades
Burnie derails Ashley as she tries to discuss Movie of the Year, best day for Christmas, buying kids, Christmas tips, best Christmas gifts, Mush’s fireside video, NORAD vs NAADC, and Occular Occupational Accolades.
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Burnie derails Ashley as she tries to discuss Movie of the Year, best day for Christmas, buying kids, Christmas tips, best Christmas gifts, Mush’s fireside video, NORAD vs NAADC, and Occular Occupational Accolades.
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December 23, 2024 at 12:57 PM
2024.12.23: Occupational Occolades
Burnie derails Ashley as she tries to discuss Movie of the Year, best day for Christmas, buying kids, Christmas tips, best Christmas gifts, Mush’s fireside video, NORAD vs NAADC, and Occular Occupational Accolades.
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Burnie derails Ashley as she tries to discuss Movie of the Year, best day for Christmas, buying kids, Christmas tips, best Christmas gifts, Mush’s fireside video, NORAD vs NAADC, and Occular Occupational Accolades.
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2024.12.20: The Podcast That Played Beast
Burnie and Ashley discuss Bailey’s, Irish as an adjective, nominees for Movie of the Year, gritty Kirsten Dunst, Anna Paquin, Superman’s new teaser, the fake trailer crisis, and Martha Stewart makes egg nog.
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Burnie and Ashley discuss Bailey’s, Irish as an adjective, nominees for Movie of the Year, gritty Kirsten Dunst, Anna Paquin, Superman’s new teaser, the fake trailer crisis, and Martha Stewart makes egg nog.
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December 20, 2024 at 12:39 PM
2024.12.20: The Podcast That Played Beast
Burnie and Ashley discuss Bailey’s, Irish as an adjective, nominees for Movie of the Year, gritty Kirsten Dunst, Anna Paquin, Superman’s new teaser, the fake trailer crisis, and Martha Stewart makes egg nog.
Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/20/2...
Burnie and Ashley discuss Bailey’s, Irish as an adjective, nominees for Movie of the Year, gritty Kirsten Dunst, Anna Paquin, Superman’s new teaser, the fake trailer crisis, and Martha Stewart makes egg nog.
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2024.12.19: Starting Now
Burnie and Ashley discuss Steam Replay, Burnie makes a vow, platinum trophies, declining player bases, favorite graphs, biorhythms, Hot Stuff vs Cold Fish, Bird Flu emergency, and the media’s fascination with missing girls.
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Burnie and Ashley discuss Steam Replay, Burnie makes a vow, platinum trophies, declining player bases, favorite graphs, biorhythms, Hot Stuff vs Cold Fish, Bird Flu emergency, and the media’s fascination with missing girls.
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December 19, 2024 at 1:15 PM
2024.12.19: Starting Now
Burnie and Ashley discuss Steam Replay, Burnie makes a vow, platinum trophies, declining player bases, favorite graphs, biorhythms, Hot Stuff vs Cold Fish, Bird Flu emergency, and the media’s fascination with missing girls.
Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/19/2...
Burnie and Ashley discuss Steam Replay, Burnie makes a vow, platinum trophies, declining player bases, favorite graphs, biorhythms, Hot Stuff vs Cold Fish, Bird Flu emergency, and the media’s fascination with missing girls.
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2024.12.18: Person of the Year
Burnie and Ashley reveal Person of the Year, Burnie getting picked up at the airport, Butch and Suni get an extension, possible Animal of the Year, railroad urban legends, and a call for nominations for Movie of the Year.
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Burnie and Ashley reveal Person of the Year, Burnie getting picked up at the airport, Butch and Suni get an extension, possible Animal of the Year, railroad urban legends, and a call for nominations for Movie of the Year.
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December 18, 2024 at 12:37 PM
2024.12.18: Person of the Year
Burnie and Ashley reveal Person of the Year, Burnie getting picked up at the airport, Butch and Suni get an extension, possible Animal of the Year, railroad urban legends, and a call for nominations for Movie of the Year.
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Burnie and Ashley reveal Person of the Year, Burnie getting picked up at the airport, Butch and Suni get an extension, possible Animal of the Year, railroad urban legends, and a call for nominations for Movie of the Year.
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2024.12.17: These Lying Kids
Burnie and Becca Frasier talk about raising kids in a digital world, skin care, oil training your hair, rural laws, first vehicles, Eames chairs, and which wood is the best wood. EXTENDED VERSION AVAILABLE ON PATREON.
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Burnie and Becca Frasier talk about raising kids in a digital world, skin care, oil training your hair, rural laws, first vehicles, Eames chairs, and which wood is the best wood. EXTENDED VERSION AVAILABLE ON PATREON.
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December 17, 2024 at 12:35 PM
2024.12.17: These Lying Kids
Burnie and Becca Frasier talk about raising kids in a digital world, skin care, oil training your hair, rural laws, first vehicles, Eames chairs, and which wood is the best wood. EXTENDED VERSION AVAILABLE ON PATREON.
Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/17/2...
Burnie and Becca Frasier talk about raising kids in a digital world, skin care, oil training your hair, rural laws, first vehicles, Eames chairs, and which wood is the best wood. EXTENDED VERSION AVAILABLE ON PATREON.
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2024.12.16: The Worst Of All Time
Burnie and fellow British person Gavin Free discuss modern YouTube, making each other mad, Freddie Wong, car stunts, Stork favoritism, milk delivery, and the terrible legacy of refrigeration. EXTENDED ON PATREON.
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Burnie and fellow British person Gavin Free discuss modern YouTube, making each other mad, Freddie Wong, car stunts, Stork favoritism, milk delivery, and the terrible legacy of refrigeration. EXTENDED ON PATREON.
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December 16, 2024 at 12:18 PM
2024.12.16: The Worst Of All Time
Burnie and fellow British person Gavin Free discuss modern YouTube, making each other mad, Freddie Wong, car stunts, Stork favoritism, milk delivery, and the terrible legacy of refrigeration. EXTENDED ON PATREON.
Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/16/2...
Burnie and fellow British person Gavin Free discuss modern YouTube, making each other mad, Freddie Wong, car stunts, Stork favoritism, milk delivery, and the terrible legacy of refrigeration. EXTENDED ON PATREON.
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2024.12.13: Of Pattillos & Dillos
Burnie and Jack Pattillo discuss old Austin, five generations of Austinites, Austin FC, haunted castles in Austin, memories from Achievement Hunter, where we ate lunch, and what Jack is doing now.
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Burnie and Jack Pattillo discuss old Austin, five generations of Austinites, Austin FC, haunted castles in Austin, memories from Achievement Hunter, where we ate lunch, and what Jack is doing now.
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December 13, 2024 at 11:40 PM
2024.12.13: Of Pattillos & Dillos
Burnie and Jack Pattillo discuss old Austin, five generations of Austinites, Austin FC, haunted castles in Austin, memories from Achievement Hunter, where we ate lunch, and what Jack is doing now.
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Burnie and Jack Pattillo discuss old Austin, five generations of Austinites, Austin FC, haunted castles in Austin, memories from Achievement Hunter, where we ate lunch, and what Jack is doing now.
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AWW YEAH!
As I predicted, Christmas Movie of the Year is on Amazon Prime Video now.
(You can see what it was up against here: www.patreon.com/posts/117592...)
As I predicted, Christmas Movie of the Year is on Amazon Prime Video now.
(You can see what it was up against here: www.patreon.com/posts/117592...)
December 13, 2024 at 12:24 PM
AWW YEAH!
As I predicted, Christmas Movie of the Year is on Amazon Prime Video now.
(You can see what it was up against here: www.patreon.com/posts/117592...)
As I predicted, Christmas Movie of the Year is on Amazon Prime Video now.
(You can see what it was up against here: www.patreon.com/posts/117592...)
2024.12.12: Eyebrow Club
Burnie and special guest Barbara Dunkelman discuss being a good co-host, subtle shade, easy laughs, affirmational posting, astrology, platitudes, incriminating eyebrows, All Good No Worries, RWBY, and the rise of Stinky Dragon.
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Burnie and special guest Barbara Dunkelman discuss being a good co-host, subtle shade, easy laughs, affirmational posting, astrology, platitudes, incriminating eyebrows, All Good No Worries, RWBY, and the rise of Stinky Dragon.
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December 13, 2024 at 12:34 PM
2024.12.12: Eyebrow Club
Burnie and special guest Barbara Dunkelman discuss being a good co-host, subtle shade, easy laughs, affirmational posting, astrology, platitudes, incriminating eyebrows, All Good No Worries, RWBY, and the rise of Stinky Dragon.
Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/12/2...
Burnie and special guest Barbara Dunkelman discuss being a good co-host, subtle shade, easy laughs, affirmational posting, astrology, platitudes, incriminating eyebrows, All Good No Worries, RWBY, and the rise of Stinky Dragon.
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2024.12.11: Good Morning Geoff
Burnie and his guest Geoff Ramsey discuss Austin, not calling friends on their birthday, Branson Missouri, smoked turkeys, being passive aggressive, and a dozen other things. Extended version exclusively on Patreon.
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Burnie and his guest Geoff Ramsey discuss Austin, not calling friends on their birthday, Branson Missouri, smoked turkeys, being passive aggressive, and a dozen other things. Extended version exclusively on Patreon.
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December 12, 2024 at 12:36 PM
2024.12.11: Good Morning Geoff
Burnie and his guest Geoff Ramsey discuss Austin, not calling friends on their birthday, Branson Missouri, smoked turkeys, being passive aggressive, and a dozen other things. Extended version exclusively on Patreon.
Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/11/2...
Burnie and his guest Geoff Ramsey discuss Austin, not calling friends on their birthday, Branson Missouri, smoked turkeys, being passive aggressive, and a dozen other things. Extended version exclusively on Patreon.
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2024.12.10: The Anti Elden Ring
Burnie and his best-ever mentee @kerryshawcross.com discuss the latest updates on RWBY, Infinity Nikki, dress up games, mentorship, jiggle physics, Luigi gets busted, milkshake duck, and zeroing in on Person of the Year.
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Burnie and his best-ever mentee @kerryshawcross.com discuss the latest updates on RWBY, Infinity Nikki, dress up games, mentorship, jiggle physics, Luigi gets busted, milkshake duck, and zeroing in on Person of the Year.
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December 10, 2024 at 12:33 PM
2024.12.10: The Anti Elden Ring
Burnie and his best-ever mentee @kerryshawcross.com discuss the latest updates on RWBY, Infinity Nikki, dress up games, mentorship, jiggle physics, Luigi gets busted, milkshake duck, and zeroing in on Person of the Year.
Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/10/2...
Burnie and his best-ever mentee @kerryshawcross.com discuss the latest updates on RWBY, Infinity Nikki, dress up games, mentorship, jiggle physics, Luigi gets busted, milkshake duck, and zeroing in on Person of the Year.
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2024.12.09: Bracketing
Burnie and Ashley discuss the toppling of the Syrian government, Story of the Year, open nominations for Person of the Year, Timothée Chalamet’s College Gameday appearance, and Burnie’s picks for the NCAA Football playoffs.
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Burnie and Ashley discuss the toppling of the Syrian government, Story of the Year, open nominations for Person of the Year, Timothée Chalamet’s College Gameday appearance, and Burnie’s picks for the NCAA Football playoffs.
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December 9, 2024 at 12:22 PM
2024.12.09: Bracketing
Burnie and Ashley discuss the toppling of the Syrian government, Story of the Year, open nominations for Person of the Year, Timothée Chalamet’s College Gameday appearance, and Burnie’s picks for the NCAA Football playoffs.
Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/09/2...
Burnie and Ashley discuss the toppling of the Syrian government, Story of the Year, open nominations for Person of the Year, Timothée Chalamet’s College Gameday appearance, and Burnie’s picks for the NCAA Football playoffs.
Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/09/2...
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Listening to a podcast in public is great until you laugh out loud and everybody stares at you like wtf
Thanks @morningsomewhere.bsky.social
Thanks @morningsomewhere.bsky.social
December 8, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Listening to a podcast in public is great until you laugh out loud and everybody stares at you like wtf
Thanks @morningsomewhere.bsky.social
Thanks @morningsomewhere.bsky.social
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Number 1 on my chart, number 1 in my heart.
Number 1 on my chart, number 1 in my heart.
December 5, 2024 at 8:49 AM
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Number 1 on my chart, number 1 in my heart.
Number 1 on my chart, number 1 in my heart.
2024.12.05: Moon
Burnie and Jason discuss the Morning Somewhere Store, the Visitors, insurance rules, cryptuahcurrency, BTC 100k, doing drugs with medical professionals, age brackets, the United Healthcare CEO murder, and Jason’s new gambling addiction
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Burnie and Jason discuss the Morning Somewhere Store, the Visitors, insurance rules, cryptuahcurrency, BTC 100k, doing drugs with medical professionals, age brackets, the United Healthcare CEO murder, and Jason’s new gambling addiction
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December 5, 2024 at 12:37 PM
2024.12.05: Moon
Burnie and Jason discuss the Morning Somewhere Store, the Visitors, insurance rules, cryptuahcurrency, BTC 100k, doing drugs with medical professionals, age brackets, the United Healthcare CEO murder, and Jason’s new gambling addiction
Episode: morningsomewhere.com/2024/12/05/2...
Burnie and Jason discuss the Morning Somewhere Store, the Visitors, insurance rules, cryptuahcurrency, BTC 100k, doing drugs with medical professionals, age brackets, the United Healthcare CEO murder, and Jason’s new gambling addiction
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December 4, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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@morningsomewhere.bsky.social No surprise what’s on top
December 4, 2024 at 8:20 PM
@morningsomewhere.bsky.social No surprise what’s on top
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Thanks for the many, many (many) hours of fine listening this year, @friendspersecond.bsky.social @kindafunnyvids.bsky.social @morningsomewhere.bsky.social @arseblog.com !
December 4, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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