Morning Arrived
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Morning Arrived by @kellydmcc.bsky.social
Just Being Silly
Just Being Silly
Morning arrived like the bast of times, morning arrived like the wurst of times, morning arrived like a cat goddess stealing German sausage. Wasn’t there a Batman movie about that?
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December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Morning arrived like the bast of times, morning arrived like the wurst of times, morning arrived like a cat goddess stealing German sausage. Wasn’t there a Batman movie about that?
#BadNoir
#BadNoir
Morning arrived like the reign of Emperor Wile E Coyote—first of his name. “This ACME justice department kit is what I need to finally take down all those road runners…so many road runners, and they’re all laughing at me. I can hear them in my sleeeep! Meep! Meep meep meep! Make it stop!”
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December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Morning arrived like the reign of Emperor Wile E Coyote—first of his name. “This ACME justice department kit is what I need to finally take down all those road runners…so many road runners, and they’re all laughing at me. I can hear them in my sleeeep! Meep! Meep meep meep! Make it stop!”
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Morning arrived like a lazy grizzly—sure it's going to tear you limb from limb, but in a really desultory and bored sort of way. Yea, yeah, yea, claw, maul, chomp. Wake me when we get to chomp, okay?
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December 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Morning arrived like a lazy grizzly—sure it's going to tear you limb from limb, but in a really desultory and bored sort of way. Yea, yeah, yea, claw, maul, chomp. Wake me when we get to chomp, okay?
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Morning arrived like a ham and keys sandwich—chomp, clink, ow-my-tooth…so, that’s where I left them!
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Possibly inspired by a true story.
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Possibly inspired by a true story.
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Morning arrived like a ham and keys sandwich—chomp, clink, ow-my-tooth…so, that’s where I left them!
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Possibly inspired by a true story.
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Possibly inspired by a true story.
Morning arrived like dreams of Everest—so high, so beautiful, so anoxia…what’s that…hey are your fingers turning blue too…wait that was supposed to be dreams of avarice dammit! *dies*
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November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Morning arrived like dreams of Everest—so high, so beautiful, so anoxia…what’s that…hey are your fingers turning blue too…wait that was supposed to be dreams of avarice dammit! *dies*
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Morning arrived like an avalanche knocking at your back door—tock. Tock tock, may I come in? Tock tock tock, you should probably open the door, sir. TocktocktocktockTOCK, didn’t there used to be a house here?
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November 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Morning arrived like an avalanche knocking at your back door—tock. Tock tock, may I come in? Tock tock tock, you should probably open the door, sir. TocktocktocktockTOCK, didn’t there used to be a house here?
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Morning arrived like six miniature poodles in a tuxedo—basically it’s the raccoons in a trenchcoat meme, but suuuuuuuper dapper.
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November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Morning arrived like six miniature poodles in a tuxedo—basically it’s the raccoons in a trenchcoat meme, but suuuuuuuper dapper.
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November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Morning arrived like a canoodle—no, not that kind, the canoe/poodle water dog crossbreed. And you thought Frankenstein crossed ethical lines…
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November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Morning arrived like a canoodle—no, not that kind, the canoe/poodle water dog crossbreed. And you thought Frankenstein crossed ethical lines…
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Morning arrived like the nine squirrels of the apocalypse—Famine, Plague, CAR!, Wol, Hawk, Cat, Dog, Fox, and, That Kid From Down The Block.
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November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Morning arrived like the nine squirrels of the apocalypse—Famine, Plague, CAR!, Wol, Hawk, Cat, Dog, Fox, and, That Kid From Down The Block.
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Morning arrived like the “cat’s nightmare.” You know the one where your human staff has completely forgotten their lines like “pretty kitty“ and, “let me get you another treat” and, “does the sad cat want out? let me open that door for you” and, “of course you can bring your mouse inside.”
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November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Morning arrived like the “cat’s nightmare.” You know the one where your human staff has completely forgotten their lines like “pretty kitty“ and, “let me get you another treat” and, “does the sad cat want out? let me open that door for you” and, “of course you can bring your mouse inside.”
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Morning arrived like several cobs of angry telekinetic corn—we’ll see who pops who, fucker! Die, microwave, die! Watch where I put this air-popper!
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November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Morning arrived like several cobs of angry telekinetic corn—we’ll see who pops who, fucker! Die, microwave, die! Watch where I put this air-popper!
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Morning arrived like axmas morning. No, not xmas, that’s the good kind of morning. Axmas is a lot more…choppy. Yeah, let’s go with “choppy”. This time the red suit is to hide the blood.
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November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Morning arrived like axmas morning. No, not xmas, that’s the good kind of morning. Axmas is a lot more…choppy. Yeah, let’s go with “choppy”. This time the red suit is to hide the blood.
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Morning arrived like a cat with a ten a.m. vet appointment, which is to say it crawled out of a pocket dimension that is concealed beneath the tub in the middle of the afternoon. Moi? I’ve been here all along.
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November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Morning arrived like a cat with a ten a.m. vet appointment, which is to say it crawled out of a pocket dimension that is concealed beneath the tub in the middle of the afternoon. Moi? I’ve been here all along.
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Night fell like your expectations for the quiet resolve of national politicians to do the right thing—it’s a barometer with no bottom.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Night fell like your expectations for the quiet resolve of national politicians to do the right thing—it’s a barometer with no bottom.
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Morning arrived like unworkable solutions proposed to intractable problems by the uninformed—Monday at the cat rodeo, basically.
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November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Morning arrived like unworkable solutions proposed to intractable problems by the uninformed—Monday at the cat rodeo, basically.
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Morning arrived like the slow lazy realization that the warm bathtub you’re waking up in is actually filled with sleeping gerbils—so warm, so fluffy, so please don’t wake up, please don’t wake up please don’t wake up.
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November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Morning arrived like the slow lazy realization that the warm bathtub you’re waking up in is actually filled with sleeping gerbils—so warm, so fluffy, so please don’t wake up, please don’t wake up please don’t wake up.
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Morning arrived like the big meanie that upset the apple cart: “Hey, your wheels are uneven, and your handlebar is tacky! Also, I bet you’re full of nothing but red delicious!“
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November 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Morning arrived like the big meanie that upset the apple cart: “Hey, your wheels are uneven, and your handlebar is tacky! Also, I bet you’re full of nothing but red delicious!“
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Morning arrived like an AI morning arrived post: daylight over woodchuck upcomes on a Friday morning, case reference: bananapants vs. the State of Incompetence, I’m not hallucinating, you’re hallucinating, so there! Laugh now?
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November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Morning arrived like an AI morning arrived post: daylight over woodchuck upcomes on a Friday morning, case reference: bananapants vs. the State of Incompetence, I’m not hallucinating, you’re hallucinating, so there! Laugh now?
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Night fell like a herd of angry camels chasing a tap dance troupe across a frozen highway where a tractor trailer full of ball bearings just lost its load.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Night fell like a herd of angry camels chasing a tap dance troupe across a frozen highway where a tractor trailer full of ball bearings just lost its load.
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