morlajko
@morlajko.bsky.social
I look up a lot. I live in the mountains. I catch trains. I drink wine, and I drink gin. Pronoun: human. Country: mass extinction, planet Earth.
I think Tanya McQuoid speaks for all of us. #thewhitelotus #peppapig
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I think Tanya McQuoid speaks for all of us. #thewhitelotus #peppapig
Oh, so while you're racing your horse's mouth is bleeding.
November 5, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Oh, so while you're racing your horse's mouth is bleeding.
People who use loud speaker on public transport. Please don't.
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 AM
People who use loud speaker on public transport. Please don't.
Dear young women in customer service. You don't need to make your voice squeaky and high pitched to sound friendly. Just use your normal tone of voice.
November 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Dear young women in customer service. You don't need to make your voice squeaky and high pitched to sound friendly. Just use your normal tone of voice.
Moscato is quite disgusting I have decided, even in a cocktail.
October 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Moscato is quite disgusting I have decided, even in a cocktail.
Double fisting on the Poop Cruise. Thanks Netflix, you've made my day. 🤣
July 14, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Double fisting on the Poop Cruise. Thanks Netflix, you've made my day. 🤣
Poland and their all female line-up. #eurovision #turquoisecarpet
May 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Poland and their all female line-up. #eurovision #turquoisecarpet
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Switzerland... #TurquoiseCarpet #Eurovision
May 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Switzerland... #TurquoiseCarpet #Eurovision
What the HELL just happened in Basel? This host was a tramwreck. #eurovision #turquoisecarpet
May 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
What the HELL just happened in Basel? This host was a tramwreck. #eurovision #turquoisecarpet
Is it sticky? In today's #antinatalist themes of the moment... #handmaidstale
April 28, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Is it sticky? In today's #antinatalist themes of the moment... #handmaidstale
What I quickly gathered from watching #Adolescence was the strong underpinning of antinatalism sentiment and it's great bringing this dialogue into the mainstream for a change.
April 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
What I quickly gathered from watching #Adolescence was the strong underpinning of antinatalism sentiment and it's great bringing this dialogue into the mainstream for a change.
April 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I gave #Icebreaker a go. The #antinatalism wasn't hard to spot. ❇️
April 3, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I gave #Icebreaker a go. The #antinatalism wasn't hard to spot. ❇️
Giant spectacles, big feelings. #greece #eurovision
April 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Giant spectacles, big feelings. #greece #eurovision
Four day migraine now replaced with my uterus convulsing. Being a woman is great. Everyone should be one.
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March 31, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Four day migraine now replaced with my uterus convulsing. Being a woman is great. Everyone should be one.
Serving KANT is officially putting Eurovision in front of the masses who don't know, have never seen and don't follow #Eurovision like the rest of us freaks. #unitedbykant
February 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Serving KANT is officially putting Eurovision in front of the masses who don't know, have never seen and don't follow #Eurovision like the rest of us freaks. #unitedbykant
I have officially become a middle aged woman because I like purple now. Erm, the keycaps on this keyboard. Hello.
February 19, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I have officially become a middle aged woman because I like purple now. Erm, the keycaps on this keyboard. Hello.
Men: do not mansplain anything about hormonal migraines to a woman based on some intelligence you may have gained from an ex girlfriend (whom likely relayed the man-safe version of events to you) because it makes you come across as a total fucking twat.
February 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Men: do not mansplain anything about hormonal migraines to a woman based on some intelligence you may have gained from an ex girlfriend (whom likely relayed the man-safe version of events to you) because it makes you come across as a total fucking twat.
Before the Marvelous Mrs Maisel there was this. Which I've watched easily 3 times over and counting. Bring on the warm and fuzzies. #gilmoregirls
February 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Before the Marvelous Mrs Maisel there was this. Which I've watched easily 3 times over and counting. Bring on the warm and fuzzies. #gilmoregirls
I've come to the internet to complain about the great internet outage (and outrage) of 2025 because the copper wires got wet today. #sydneystorm #iinet
February 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I've come to the internet to complain about the great internet outage (and outrage) of 2025 because the copper wires got wet today. #sydneystorm #iinet
If you go into the woods today. In the middle of summer....?
February 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
If you go into the woods today. In the middle of summer....?
February 4, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Serving KANT. Say what? My new favourite catchphrase. #eurovision #malta
February 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Serving KANT. Say what? My new favourite catchphrase. #eurovision #malta
New words from #Eurovision that have entered the English language this year: destroyal.
February 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
New words from #Eurovision that have entered the English language this year: destroyal.