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Morklympious
@mork.live
Legitimately the funniest man that lives inside your little doom rectangle.

A man of Seattle. A man of whimsy. You know?

I stream, too. https://mork.live
Musical drinks. God dammit Mork, finish your shit.
October 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I love you, Milk Crate Melee.

CHEEKY LITTLE NAME FOR A CUTE LITTLE PROJECT.

… AND ITS STACKABLE.
Just wait until I make the Wii smaller too ヾ(。・ω・)シ
September 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
CALL ME DR. SLOP
July 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
When the aftercare involves chicken
June 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Images that go fucking hard

open.spotify.com/track/4aidTH...
June 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
First time I've ever Full Comboed it at 125%.

Done on the last day. On the first try.
Fuck. This was incredible.

Happy new year, y'all.
January 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I didn't really post about it this year.

But I'm about to perform the last Bleed of the Blember Season!

mork.live

Come say hi if you like, otherwise I'll be business as usual, slinging my tawdry wares and yelling at you positively.

Happpy almost new year y'all
December 31, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Happy Bleedecember 16th. It's day 16 of my holiday. Where I play Bleed by Meshuggah. On Stream.

mork.live

Get a pin! If you want!
LOVE YOU.
HAPPY BLEMBER.

(IF YOU WANNA INQUIRE ABOUT A PIN: cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/for...)
December 17, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Finally THIS CLOSE to finishing my build of BEEFLORD STREAMKING

Because I decided that the future scares me so I put a sociopathic amount of ✨EVERYTHING✨ INTO IT.
November 15, 2024 at 3:21 PM
BRB I’m crying
March 5, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Ah yes. Commenting on things to help my coworkers.
February 29, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Potato wedges :)

But really, these are called jojos you godless heathens.
February 17, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Wtf how do you not know
February 17, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Nature is healing (it’s me I’m nature. Healing is “eating pizza”)
February 17, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Y’all wanna talk about choosing violence
February 13, 2024 at 9:17 PM
February 9, 2024 at 6:43 PM
My boy Simon absolutely KILLING it with this ad in the paper. Like damn it HITS. I asked him if I could share this because it’s SIMPLY TOO GOOD.

He’s a Queer and trans artist and author and I would FIGHT AND DIE AND GO TO WAR FOR HIM.

simonshado.ws
February 8, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Considering a bunch of the hardest softest shirts. Like damn look at that skeleton but damn how wholesome. FLAMES ON THE ARMS?

Tasteful.
February 8, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Literally enthralled every single time I get to explain number go up to someone.

BRAIN LOVES IT WHEN NUMBER GO UP.

We don’t talk about number go down.

We also don’t talk about number go up (when bad)
February 7, 2024 at 8:26 PM
replacing "please say sike" with "pls be infinite jesting"
February 5, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Tbh my response
February 1, 2024 at 8:06 PM
It's my Mom's birthday today!

But I'm still gonna stream. So you should come watch me be good at videogames

REALLY GOOD.
IMPECCABLE.
NASTY AF.
THAT'S BLEEDECEMBER, BABY.

mork.live
December 16, 2023 at 7:03 PM
What woman would ever choose to marry knowing that as they age they get a series of INCREASINGLY BADASS TITLES!?
December 14, 2023 at 11:39 PM
I have the Yips and I can't break through this fucking Bleed solo for the FC (YET). But we're gonna play bleed and do stream things for a few hours!

COME HANG WITH MEEEE.

mork.live
December 7, 2023 at 2:03 AM
Thanksgiving 🥰
November 23, 2023 at 7:03 PM