Greg Muller (Dr Math)
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Greg Muller (Dr Math)
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Professor at the University of Oklahoma. Roller derby ref with Twister City Roller Derby. (he/him)
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Ibsen: Oh yeah, we'll need some incidental music for the scene where Peer Gynt meets the troll king.

Grieg:
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Garrett: Looks like the perp stabbed the star jammer while she was changing, and then ran away before anyone else came in.

Math: I guess we are looking for someone who...[takes off sunglasses]...hit it and quit it.

[theme song guitar riff]
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Split pea soup in a cauldron for maximally witchy vibes.
November 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I'm so glad the founders had the foresight to codify the freedom for...(squints)...companies to fire you for participating in an unrelated protest.

apnews.com/article/char...
September 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I'm not an economist, but I don't know how the AI bubble CAN crash at this point. Money out of AI has to go to somewhere, and there's nowhere else for it to go. In 2025, AI investment exceeded all consumer spending.

Bubbles are where the rich store their money now, the product is irrelevant.
August 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Heck, ive argued that knowing what 10' looks like is the hardest part!
June 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Our soft boy Obi is taking the arrival of our new foster dog pretty hard, so we are doing some bro bonding on the same pillow tonight.
May 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Every Christmas, my partner makes me a new Gravity Falls ornament!
May 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
No one out-derps the queen.
May 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I definitely saw you at the venue!
March 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We liked pretty much everything we did. The top three things I enjoyed more than I thought I would:
3) Hot springs
2) Friðheimar (the tomato greenhouse on the golden circle)
1) A tour inside a glacier...I still dream of that unearthly warm blue light
March 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Most of the Republican base were told how to feel about it before they even saw it, if they saw it at all. They are on the receiving end of a slick propaganda machine that had sitting senators praising his "toughness" within the hour.
February 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
That would be the inimitable Mabel (named after the equally unhinged Gravity Falls character).

"Fun" fact: She hasn't stopped growing in the 18 months since that picture was taken! We can't decide if she is the Least Dane or the Greatest Weasel.
February 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
What a good dog!! Here's one of me meeting a dog (yes, that is a dog) who we eventually adopted.
February 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It's up there with "they very much did kill jesus"
February 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I yearn for the day when I see one of these Busytown bad boys hard at work...though I worry that the current administration's plans for the Post Office will not include new goofy duck trucks.
January 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Whoa, I married MY best friend in Iceland in March 2019! It fucking ruled.
January 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Related story: Back in 2011, Bont started making their own plates. I got some new skates with pre-mounted bearings, and they were the flimsiest imaginable bits of cheap plastic. Both plates snapped the moment I put pressure on the toe stops.

So, shoddy quality control may be a brand standard.
January 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Bont Skate Co really thought this was a better idea than paying an artist.
January 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Google used to actually compute things like this when you typed it into search. It's not hard, these are all buttons on a pocket calculator.

Google has replaced this auto-compute function with genAI, and the result is _badly_ wrong! The correct answer is not negative!
December 3, 2024 at 5:14 PM
One of my officials' group chats is playing a game to see who has officiated in US states and CA provinces coast-to-coast.

I've got 23, but I didn't make it over the Rockies. I guess I've gotta do RollerCon or Cactus Cup.

(if you wanna make your own: www.mapchart.net/usa-and-cana...)
December 2, 2024 at 3:46 PM
The first no-scrimmage scrimmage night of the off-season has me bummed. At least I had an amazing year of derby!

My favorite part was easy: working with this crew at NA NE regionals. The absolute best part of reffing is clicking as a crew, and working with these beasts was such a privilege.
November 25, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Name a TV show you feel like no one remembers but you:

O'grady was a hilarious and bizarre evolution of Home Movies with most of the same voice cast, and yet it seems almost completely lost to time
November 20, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Here's one of me and Jen being literal babies drunk on a porch
November 20, 2024 at 3:37 PM