Agreed. But short of a constitutional amendment (and it's unclear if Senate suffrage can even be amended), it's the next best option.

Make them all states

Customs holds shipments until the tariffs are paid. I don't see how Apple could really say No even if they wanted to.

30 pieces of silver

A lot of manufacturing moved from China to Vietnam during Trump 1. So this has already been happening and continues.

so much winning

It's skippable

Yep, agree with your whole thread. But what can we do about it except post on Bluesky and shake our heads in disbelief?