Jojo characters after narrowly surviving a normal game of pin the tail on the donkey

Jojo characters when they have to bowl a perfect 300 in wii sports bowling or else the enemy stand 「SMOOTH MCGROOVE」will rotate their internal organs 35° counterclockwise

Jojo sidekicks will actually have the main bad guy on the ropes and then randomly sacrifice their life to give Jojo 20% off his next order on Grubhub

Jojo villains will have the ability to CTRL+Z up to 3 actions like it's MS Paint but lose to a guy who can un-butter toast when someone in a 3 meter radius stubs their toe

Jojo characters when you've got them in a no-win situation but they hid a thumbtack under your left foot when you weren't looking and their stand can make you do the hokey pokey on command

Jojo characters after fighting a guy who can turn items into products

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