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Morgan MacMorgan
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Cuomo’s mayoral banner edited to say bitch and include a silhouette of Tom Homan’s potato head
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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You know it’s true bc there’s a chart
A chart of how many zionist farts bluesky user blue-ted has huffed from 2019-2025, showing a dramatic increase in zionist fart huffing incidents starting in 2023. It looks suspiciously similar to the unsourced “tracking antisemitic incidents from 2019-2025” chart that Ted posted in response to Mr Thrasher’s thread about US academic suppression of resistance to the genocide in Palestine. Without data to confirm the accuracy of either chart, it’s hard to say which is more credible, but my money’s on the fart huffing.
September 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Screenshot of a tumblr exchange between three users theater-whovian: THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS lalaland1212: Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost. vastderp: Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together.
September 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Kash after he read it
Screenshot of Kash Patel making the weirdest face like a cross between trying not to sneeze and the thousand mile methhead stare
September 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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No contest:
Janelle Monáe in their Grinch costume from a few Halloweens ago
September 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
“Unfortunately, due to personal reasons AAAAAAAAAA” is superimposed over a screenshot of the player half of a pokemon battle. A Turtwig, a funky little plant turtle with a stem growing out of its head, has its adorable beaky mouth open wide in an eternal scream.
August 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Now hold on…
Andrew Cuomo’s ugly new butthole logo with the letters of his name more appropriately rearranged to resemble hands just gaping that thing open
August 5, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Oh! I’ve seen this one before!
A portrait of Lansford Hastings, the 19th century “adventurer” conman most famous for getting the Donner party lost via the fake trail he made up
June 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Critical omission
Kevin from King of Queens shrugging and smirking meme, except Andor’s smirking face is photoshopped on his head and Kalvin Brnine’s DBZ scouter is photoshopped on top of THAT
February 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Finally got my electric agreement and I have a week to raise $475 to cover it + gfm transfer fees. Any support helps, be it boosting, sending to my cashapp $MorgansStars, or donating to my Long Covid mutual aid fund: gofund.me/c1fadb12 thank you so much! 💖
An electric bill terms of agreement for $464.46 due by September 7th 2023
September 1, 2023 at 9:39 PM
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A meme with the heading “Boomers: you’ll become more conservative in your 30s 38 year old me:” above a picture of someone dressed in layers of heavy grey fabric, fur, and a deer skull, kneeling in a bog with their arms outstretched and the caption [mumbles in mud and rock language]
August 22, 2023 at 4:42 AM