To the town, she’s a menace. To him, a pain in the ass. In the heat, their bickering turns into a tension that usually ends with someone naked. The problem? He's the man she left 8 years ago. 0/10 for emotional stability, 10/10 for the way he looks when he’s yelling. #questpit #Q #R #A

⚠️ SECURITY ALERT Target: Everest Callaway (ranger). Status: Grumpiest man in the zip code. Allergic to my personality. Threat Level: Critical (he just rolled up his sleeves).
> Firewall compromised. > Logic failing. > Bad_Decisions.exe is auto-installing... #questpit #Q #R #A

In a town that runs on humidity and grudges, he thinks she’s chaos personified and she thinks he’s a judgmental jerk. Phoenix knows she should lay low, but screaming at her hot Ranger neighbor across the fence is officially the highlight of her day #questpit #Q #R #A

Phoenix’s Recent Google Searches: 🔍 statute of limitations on small town gossip (asking for a friend) 🔍 he sighed at me 4 times today meaning 🔍 why do grumpy men look good in flannel 🔍 is bickering over fences considered a date in the south? #questpit #Q #R #A