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Morgan Phillips
@morgan.bsky.social
Improv performer at UCB in NYC, older guy who talks about A.I. too much. He/Him.
Okay but hear me out, what if you thought the success of the movie would ultimately determine if we could make Avatar Planet real or not, and then we could fly around or whatever with the blue folk
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“Potentially” 🤯
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Literally saying it’s cool for soldiers to rely on “I was just following orders”
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Experts say that my efforts to claim that I am Napoleon Bonaparte are misleading
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If you include all the titles I want to see that are on Kanopy but not MY library’s Kanopy, I will repeatedly kiss my phone screen
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Cool, so reporters can call him piggy?
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Folks, we may have to allow him to believe he’s invented universal healthcare. And possibly call it Trumpcare. 😬
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Uh… then what is the thing on the brain scan that they thought was a worm? 😬
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Can’t see the new name without thinking “Okay Ms. Now, go off!”
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
AND MANY OF THOSE HOUSES HAD INNOCENT UNTOUCHED COUCHES IN THEM 😨😨😨
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Does it turn out that Yotei was alive the whole time
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
At first I was worried he was doing a Movember Moustache and all the people mocking him would feel bad, but upon further reflection a thing like that would bring more attention to the cause, so ethically speaking we kind of HAVE to mock him
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Fixed it for you:

I will not support the Republican bill that’s on the Senate floor because it fails to do anything of substance to fix America’s healthcare crisis. 😉
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
When Daddy finally comes back home he’s going to take us to the circus, and then buy us an Xbox! For real this time!
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM