Papa Snoop is a little bitch.
And he's too old to be scared of two women loving each other!

They MOSTLY adhere to the housing conditions I've set for our house.
As long as we don't see Arachne's children, they can have all the bugs they can catch for free!

If they disrespect the "invisibility clause" they are evicted from existence because my wife is too terrified of them.

Like, who let me have my own copy of Excel?

I need help

Right? I can only vaguely recall just how much rum I used to drink on a weekly basis. I quit driving when I became diabetic and haven't really missed it.
But I wanted a glass with my early birthday dinner and...

Pittsburgh and Charleston have surprisingly similar dialect. Then again, I didn't fully embrace my Pittsburghese until adulthood

I just sang this to my wife at the table and we're both cackling in public, like the weirdos we are!

I grew up on the same story where I live now. Yet sometimes I sprout a basically Southern accent out of nowhere. Because my Granny's family all lives in South Carolina and I visited there multiple times a year until my teens.

Lightning strikes so close that the thunder is almost instant and we can't tell where it's hitting. Glad we're still in the car until it passes!

I have always loved Haring's style! Finding ways to keep it alive sends such a strong message about life and love IMHO

I learned not long ago that this IS a not uncommon response to the kind of shit I went through when I was younger.
That doesn't make it easier, per se, but knowing gives me better tools for getting through.