Mary Bates
@morfin131.bsky.social
Sarcasm was my first language.
Unapologetically Aries Gen-Xer.
Unapologetically Aries Gen-Xer.
Dude has an ego bigger than Texas.
October 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Dude has an ego bigger than Texas.
And don’t get me started on Reagan’s “great times.” 🤮
May 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
And don’t get me started on Reagan’s “great times.” 🤮
Cool. Men. History.
Now create one with women.
Now create one with women.
May 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Cool. Men. History.
Now create one with women.
Now create one with women.
Wait, what?! It’s cheese, meat, hot sauce, sour cream, lettuce, tomato…
April 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Wait, what?! It’s cheese, meat, hot sauce, sour cream, lettuce, tomato…
How do I receive training for and obtain this job, which was obviously made just for me?
April 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
How do I receive training for and obtain this job, which was obviously made just for me?
Someone really needs to tell him…
April 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Someone really needs to tell him…
We’re living in a rental surrounded by people. Our dominant 160 pound Great Dane sometimes asserts herself by humping our male 150 pound Great Dane. I usually scream “STOP F@CKING YOUR BROTHER!” until she stops. I can’t imagine what my neighbors think, but it sure does make me laugh to think about.
March 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM
We’re living in a rental surrounded by people. Our dominant 160 pound Great Dane sometimes asserts herself by humping our male 150 pound Great Dane. I usually scream “STOP F@CKING YOUR BROTHER!” until she stops. I can’t imagine what my neighbors think, but it sure does make me laugh to think about.
Goddamn you, Pedro Pascal.
March 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Goddamn you, Pedro Pascal.