I’m feeling like I’m a better human because my (“deadbeat”) dad wasn’t around to teach me these “lessons”.

Not petty - brilliant.

“They want to put street criminals in jail to make life safer for the business criminals.” Profound and so much of this is still resonating.

This song was a guaranteed speeding ticket if it came on while you were on the highway.

I was going to like this but couldn’t bear to ruin your 420 likes. So reply it is.

I heard she was taken to the hospital for an allergic reaction and thought, “someone must have told her the truth”

I’m 57 years old and have been to many concerts. If I could relive one - this would be the one. United Center, Chicago. No words.

This is not so random, but what it feels like rn

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HEADLINE: Massive Popcorn Shortage Attributed to Lover’s Spat Between Trump and Musk

This is the best news/insight I’ve heard all day.

As if there were ever any doubt that Elon’s service was anything other than self-serving from the taxpayers’ $.

That said, I’m all for blowing up the big blowhard bill / not blowing up the deficit to pay billionaires.

Cuz renaming ships is only moralistic and preachy when someone else is doing it.

Let’s not body shame PH. His tiny penis isn’t the problem. It’s his cowardice and stupidity that are the problem.

Good point!

I’ve worked at a few tech companies that were so busy laying people off that they didn’t even think about what to do with the tech. I have an extensive collection now. 🤷🏻

It’s fascinating that “strong” trump, the “author” of art of the deal is too weak and too poor a deal maker to get the wrongly deported individual back.

We should be beating this drum: trump is weak and can’t even make a deal with puny El Salvador.

Kickboxing: sport of the future!

Idk maybe we should be thankful the dumbass is getting help. But srsly. Wtf