“‘Commodius vicus’? What the fuck?”

Skunk in Spanish is “Zorrillo”

the people whose opinions I want are those who have lived in countries under the transition to authoritarianism, and I have not met one who is confused about what is going on in the US right now. If you teach history at Penn and don’t understand that, it’s time to quit.

Asked my kids to help me choose a couple, then teared up when I saw what they chose.

I haven’t even mentioned the bats

Tigers belt buckle?!

“You’ve mastered a dead tongue…but can you handle a live one?”