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how it feels when your skeet doesn't get 300 likes a repost from an internet microcelebrity and hot girls in your dms
June 30, 2023 at 4:24 AM
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they hate to see you retaining a childlike sense of wonder and whimsy. they hate to see you frolicking about and lollygagging
July 13, 2023 at 7:50 PM
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gonna keep it a buck fifty these guys are some of the ugliest motherfuckers in the animal kingdom
August 10, 2023 at 6:40 PM
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INTERVIEWER: can you explain the gap in your resume

ME: yes they sell solid quality clothing at midrange prices. a happy medium between fast fashion and luxury stores. i got fired for stealing
August 16, 2023 at 5:55 AM
INTERVIEWER: can you explain the gap in your resume

ME: yes they sell solid quality clothing at midrange prices. a happy medium between fast fashion and luxury stores. i got fired for stealing
August 16, 2023 at 5:55 AM
i'm yogurtmaxxing. i'm an oikospilled greekcel
August 15, 2023 at 11:00 PM
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[charlie puth voice] we don't dock anymore
August 13, 2023 at 2:26 AM
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I'm reinventing zodiac signs but it's based on whether your high school mascot was the Bulldogs, the Wildcats, or the Spartans
August 11, 2023 at 6:31 AM
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we all know that one homie who's getting a divorce
August 11, 2023 at 10:27 PM
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when the archaeologists find my body they will say "What the fuck. how the hell did this person crawl inside the Lincoln Monument statue"
August 11, 2023 at 10:30 PM
[charlie puth voice] we don't dock anymore
August 13, 2023 at 2:26 AM
what if u tried to kill me but instead of dying i started kneel-walking away like an essential skyrim NPC. what then.
August 12, 2023 at 1:32 AM
when the archaeologists find my body they will say "What the fuck. how the hell did this person crawl inside the Lincoln Monument statue"
August 11, 2023 at 10:30 PM
we all know that one homie who's getting a divorce
August 11, 2023 at 10:27 PM
I'm reinventing zodiac signs but it's based on whether your high school mascot was the Bulldogs, the Wildcats, or the Spartans
August 11, 2023 at 6:31 AM
filmsky 🎥 any thoughts on this? how deep down the rabbit hole are you
some will call me a hipster and a freak for this but i've seen jojo rabbit
August 11, 2023 at 6:07 AM
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my white woman coded trait is that I really want to see a wolf in person
May 16, 2023 at 7:57 PM