Chris G.
@morebachplease.bsky.social
He/him. Philadelphia. Organist, music theorist (game show themes). One book on the way, one available now (https://link.springer.com/book/10.1007/978-3-031-46806-3)
Found the next cursed classical music duo
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Found the next cursed classical music duo
Big money, no Whammies, no tricks, only treats, STOP! #HappyHalloween
November 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Big money, no Whammies, no tricks, only treats, STOP! #HappyHalloween
We love some dark humor from @ichotiner.bsky.social
![Kissinger always declined, but now he’s dead. And [Indian prime minister Narendra] Modi. Kissinger and Modi were my two dream interviews. Modi doesn’t really do interviews, so I think that’s unlikely. Kissinger seems even more unlikely at this point.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6ky4wkuzlubhrcoox6jbyst3/bafkreiesiudsrgz2tltpwhkgzkwwasryya6sbw2s7wd552qkdypevao3ey@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 6:09 AM
We love some dark humor from @ichotiner.bsky.social
Lol “thanking the agents”
October 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Lol “thanking the agents”
*jerkoff motion*
![Screencap of the video caption “The Judeo-Christian [tradition]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6ky4wkuzlubhrcoox6jbyst3/bafkreihkngde4mzrhyexbch5ahzbvhvmxzyxlxxlj6myj5ayo2vfawulcy@jpeg)
September 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
*jerkoff motion*
Second canceled train in 2 days for me. Equipment issues will only get worse as Harrisburg continues to starve SEPTA of much-needed support. CALL JOE PITTMAN at (717) 787-8724 and DEMAND a vote on transit funding! Then, call your local State Senator and do the same.
July 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Second canceled train in 2 days for me. Equipment issues will only get worse as Harrisburg continues to starve SEPTA of much-needed support. CALL JOE PITTMAN at (717) 787-8724 and DEMAND a vote on transit funding! Then, call your local State Senator and do the same.
Ken and Angela Paxton getting divorced
July 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ken and Angela Paxton getting divorced
I wish Dave Chappelle and Michael Rapaport weren’t terrible because they gave me one of my favorite moments:
June 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I wish Dave Chappelle and Michael Rapaport weren’t terrible because they gave me one of my favorite moments:
This is basically the attitude of the Dorico developers toward most of the features that would be useful in my own use of the software. Thanks for the helpfulness, cheers, guys!
June 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This is basically the attitude of the Dorico developers toward most of the features that would be useful in my own use of the software. Thanks for the helpfulness, cheers, guys!
Oh no, that joke was also in the Golden girls
![[Discussing a bad actress who played Anne Frank in a community theater play]
Dorothy:
I mean, for the entire second act, the audience kept yelling, "She's in the attic, she's in the attic!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6ky4wkuzlubhrcoox6jbyst3/bafkreiabhbycuq3dxulclsm44vfnbzfnjbxbrlmlzdtjrnr2xzhk7torea@jpeg)
June 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Oh no, that joke was also in the Golden girls
Lollll the obstructed view
June 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Lollll the obstructed view
Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
May 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
