Plan those vocal warmups accordingly.
Scam! Scam! Scam! Hell yeah!

Hey, listen. As long as you don't have to swap between 3 pressure plates just to turn your shower on, this is a win!

After a thorough KAT scan, we detected something unexpeceted inside the cranium.

There was literally a movie warning us about this!

There are two subsets: those who feel entitled to do what they want because they paid for a ticket, & irl trolls who gamify upsetting people at the theater "I don't actually want to see this movie. How many people can I piss off before I get caught, & then still talk them into giving me a refund?"

J K Simmons. You either get a pretty mild straight-man character, or he wants pictures of Spider-Man and he's inventing combustible lemons, and both are very enjoyable.

I have to do *insert chore*, but it's gonna make me too tired to *insert hobby*. But I can't just *hobby* because I'll feel too guilty about not getting *chore* done.

Not the birthday wish I asked my-uncle-who-works-at-Nintendo for, soooo you're welcome I guess? I'll keep holding out for Mario Paint Deluxe.

...something like this

Ok, even though that shirt isn't pixel-style, it gives me big point-n-click adventure vibes. Now I'm imagining what an 8-bit Paranormal Detour game would look like, styled like Shadowgate and/or Maniac Mansion.

I dunno, feels like it fits The Running Man universe.

Simply pegging and bleading!?! Talk about a "hot fix", ayyyooooo! lol

...and adapting stage musicals to movies 🥴

I tracked down the 4k copies as soon as they announced the 5th season was canceled. I want to know how it ends!