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So it goes*

(My mom won’t find me on here)
I love how today was the day that you couldn’t say “The lord works in mysterious ways” because a white man died.
September 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
At what point did the Republican Party jump the shark for you?

I’ll go first, when my dad tried to justify Sarah Palin having experience in international diplomacy because she could see Russia from her house.
July 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Corporate America: “If you can work from home, you can be replaced by an overseas worker!”

Also Corporate America: “This butter knife will cut this steak, no problem!”
July 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Damn, BBB passed and the next day God cries on Texas. Dude must be pissed!
July 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
What made America great? It’s interesting that many of America’s” allies” are now making it harder for Americans to claim citizenship with them….
July 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Leaders who are afraid of their constituents aren’t actually leaders.
June 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Everybody’s talking about Iran closing Hormuz, I’m more worried about Iran taking a few shots at ICE.
June 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hello Skynet!
June 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Dems: We’re gonna give you money and tax breaks if you invest in making the world a better place.

Repubs: That’s socialism/communism/Obama’s tan suit!

Also Repubs: We’re gonna give you money and tax breaks and fuck everybody else over!
June 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Still waiting for all that evidence of voter fraud. You’d think a narcissistic egomaniac would be bursting at the gills to be proven right….
June 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Citizen’s Arrests?
June 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Let’s call work requirements what they really are, subsidies to big business.
June 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
If what you are doing is God’s work, bettering the community, enforcing laws, following the constitution and building trust, then why do you have to hide your face? What are you scared of?
June 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I am President….. Herby Taco!!!!
May 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Diarrhea of the Mouth + Goldfish Brain = 45 or 47?
May 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Best quote to sum up the last 100 days, “If everywhere you look there’s an asshole, perhaps you are a turd.” - RP
April 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
When did WWJD become MAGA?
March 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM