@morbidred.bsky.social
Inspired by real events
April 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Inspired by real events
As long as Elon decides to deadname his child, I will continue to deadname Twitter
March 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
As long as Elon decides to deadname his child, I will continue to deadname Twitter
Who would win: a vampire or the IRS? I need to settle an argument.
March 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Who would win: a vampire or the IRS? I need to settle an argument.
Never had a case of constipation that Hibachi couldn't fix 🫡😮💨
March 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Never had a case of constipation that Hibachi couldn't fix 🫡😮💨
Jason Kelce is really coming for Shaq's spot as the person I see way too many times in random commercials
March 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Jason Kelce is really coming for Shaq's spot as the person I see way too many times in random commercials
She's not sure how to feel about this beast
January 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
She's not sure how to feel about this beast
Allergies got me feeling like
December 11, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Allergies got me feeling like
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can't stop laughing at "Mangione played a game about assassins called Among Us". hope if i ever snap there are headlines like "she played a game about killing the pope called Final Fantasy XIV Online: Heavensward"
December 10, 2024 at 3:35 PM
can't stop laughing at "Mangione played a game about assassins called Among Us". hope if i ever snap there are headlines like "she played a game about killing the pope called Final Fantasy XIV Online: Heavensward"
Ah yes, Among Us. The most violent and depraved game plaguing our nation.
December 10, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Ah yes, Among Us. The most violent and depraved game plaguing our nation.
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I’m not currently reading Agatha Christie by a crackling fireplace on a snowy day whilst indulging in multiple cups of tea and freshly-baked scones, so no, I’m afraid your email didn’t “find me well”.
December 5, 2024 at 1:17 PM
I’m not currently reading Agatha Christie by a crackling fireplace on a snowy day whilst indulging in multiple cups of tea and freshly-baked scones, so no, I’m afraid your email didn’t “find me well”.
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December 5, 2024 at 2:32 PM
What doesn't kill you gives you more material for your future standup routine.
December 3, 2024 at 6:48 PM
What doesn't kill you gives you more material for your future standup routine.
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Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical
December 2, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical
No matter how bad life gets, just remember at least you're not this guy.
December 3, 2024 at 2:37 PM
No matter how bad life gets, just remember at least you're not this guy.