Seriously they all look like this I'm so sorry guys

Seriously they're all like this, I'm so sorry guys

I do believe in trans rights, but can I fuck off anyway? Like, as a treat?

Yeah, but who has time to sit through the ads for it?

Freddy Got Fingered is the WEIRDEST Elm Street movie.

If nothing else, a close second to Dream Warriors.

Bold of you to assume I have a single good card.

IRL Dark Universe bible fanfic drop when

Oh Winston, you hopeless romantic.

I saw a limited amount of stuff about this (that you probably showed me, tbh) and promptly forgot the name.

This will likely impact my next paycheck. It looks so neat.

Heavy sits the head that eats the crayons.

Infantilizing someone you disagree with, apparently solely because they disagree with you, however, is big brain grown up king boss shit, though.

But why hate in the first place? You literally took time and pace out of your own day to tell someone that the part of something they enjoyed was the most boring part, which is at best unwanted conjecture. You could have just not. But, I'm engaging for no reason, so I'm out.

That tracks. I only stopped hating slivers when I stopped loving MTG. I do still have a soft spot for janky fuckyou decks, tho.

They cater to a unique comfort and simplicity, an un-fucked-ness that's so rare that the best singular morsel of it we can get is in a 50 year old Rankin-Bass movie. It's pleasant, don't hate.