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It is quite amazing that a children’s cartoon is still so popular, not just in China, but across the world, while also opening the west to ideas and themes prevalent in Classical Chinese literature 20 years after its debut.

Oh wait, you meant the blue cat people, didn’t you?
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Let me ask you something. What the fuck happened to being “a never Trump guy?” Or are morals only allowed if one isn’t positively affected by it? If that’s the case, why bother having any fucking morals at all, you couch fucking piece of shit.
July 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mr. Bowman, you are not a patriot. You stand for everything the Constitution is against. You are not a Christian. You spout hatred and bigotry when Jesus preached love and acceptance. You are a sad, strange little man too busy riding that thing and (f)Elon’s dicks. We don’t want you here.
June 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
What do you expect from someone dumber than a koala. An animal so fucking stupid that it doesn’t recognize its main source of food if you took it off the branch and put it on a plate.
May 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Meanwhile that orange thing is having clear cognitive issues. Is it dementia? I don’t know, I’m nowhere near qualified to make that determination. But will the couch fucker make the same claims he made about Biden? Of fucking course not, being so far up its ass he’s coming out of its mouth.
May 21, 2025 at 9:47 AM
The fact that he can get enough reception so far up that things ass to post this shit is astounding.
May 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Yes Very Sad Anyway Loki Sad GIF
ALT: Yes Very Sad Anyway Loki Sad GIF
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Don’t you see? The real reason was so that thing and it’s sycophants can carpet bomb the entire Middle East when Iran doesn’t back down with their nuclear weapons.
April 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
There is no such thing as an “opportune time” for a strike. Strikes are, by design, disruptive, regardless of the industry.
March 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Are they even still relevant? Because the fact that Barenaked Ladies is still putting out music is news to me.
March 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
a man in a suit is saying oh no .
ALT: a man in a suit is saying oh no .
media.tenor.com
March 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Please may we rejoin the empire? I promise we won’t rebel again.
March 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
What makes you think it’s idiotic nonsense? If you’ve been paying attention since the inauguration, you’d know that the US is in for an absolute shitstorm because of policies Trump wants to implement. Yeah, they’ll be people upset about it, but those people are MAGAts and are a minority.
March 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Since Trudeau won’t be in office for very much longer, can someone please tell the next guy to take New England from the US? This country is going to hell in a hand basket, and we DO NOT want to go down with a sinking ship.

You guys can also take NY, California, Oregon, and Washington State.
March 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Not with real money I hope.
March 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Don’t insult pigs like that
March 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
As a New Englander, allow me to make an alternate suggestion.

Canada annexes us and we are absorbed into either New Brunswick or Quebec, or New England is its own province. I’m good with either, but if you guys do the former, I’d prefer to be apart of NB.
March 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
You and me both.
March 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Anyone who values their brain cells doesn’t listen to that thing or the couch fucker.
March 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
A very ugly aesthetic irl if done poorly, but very well done in fiction with totalitarian regimes. For irl examples, think Soviet housing buildings or Boston city hall. For fictional examples, think the Capitol from Hunger Games or Giedi Prime from the recent Dune movies.
March 3, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Boo-fuckety-hoo, his feelings are hurt. If I were a Nazi-sympathizing cybercuck, I’m sure I’d give more of a shit.
March 3, 2025 at 10:44 AM