(I secretly want a W-body Monte Carlo as a DD but I don't have enough money for one that's not totally beat up and needs hefty mechanical work)

Oh my god yes

Those FWD Cadillacs from 1989/90-92 are peak downsized GM luxury imo. They had either the later 4.5 or 4.9 HT V8, were the last traditionally styled Cadillacs, and they rode like a big car while still having the footprint of a small car (relative to the bigger Fleetwood Broughams of the era)

And you have the optional Alloys too! would love to eventually pickup a clean set for my car with maybe some vogue whitewalls (if I can afford them hahah)

Beautiful example you got there, love that rich dark red paint and the velour interior

500 cubic inches and seatbelts are optional? Good AI