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mooshe.bsky.social
@mooshe.bsky.social
Please don’t use bisexual lighting in what I can only assume is a genitals-peeping task force.
April 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Facebook needs to stop showing me the worst animal cruelty and abandoned dog stories because I fucking hate it, need no more awareness on how awful the world is, and am at work unable to cuddle my stupid babies.
April 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Curling 🥌 ended up being great.
March 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
8:30 curling night girl WHY you’d think the pain and suffering would bond us but I just so throughly want to be in bed.
March 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I hope I don’t have to go to war with the box truck in five hours (again)
February 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I hope “skipping lunch and dissociating into my phone” is the new Ozempic, cuz I got access to this one and don’t think it slows down my bowels.
February 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Reposted
any woman can be trans if a man disagrees with her enough
February 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Desperately clinging to my phone for eight hours as if it can bring me back to life.
February 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Wasn’t ready for the War of the Very Stable Geniuses (Trump v. ATC)
January 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Barfed into my nose last night. Hate that my life has come to this. Sleep barfing (please no dying)
January 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It has been a very good, but very long day. The upside of constant chaos is time moves much slower than times of peace and contentment. I had been feeling down about the passage of time getting quicker.
January 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Why is it so ✨ominous✨
January 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
No one here has told me fruit is bad for diabetes, to which we are blessed.
January 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’ve gotten so good at self-censoring thanks to the 45 times and the stupid job that coincided with it. I wonder if I can ever be a creative or free thinker again, or if my internal monologue has been forever replaced with mashed potatoes.
January 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The Shins playing the Gilmore Girls spring break episode is fucking wild 😬
October 26, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Little bit of synchronicity on my timeline. Apparently I’ve been giving off whippet vibes.
December 11, 2023 at 3:55 AM
Forgetting I’m free to be a poster here 💕
December 6, 2023 at 8:33 PM
Butt to butt for extreme security.
September 19, 2023 at 2:30 PM
“This system specifically identifies HPV16 and HPV18 while concurrently detecting the other twelve high risk types (31,33,35,39,45,51,52,56,58,59,66,68).”

I caught them all?
July 11, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Yes! Hello! This is my favorite diner. It is nice to see you. See, it’s my favorite diner and I know this for sure because it is where I wanted to come after an awkward doctor’s appointment where I was probed 👽 ☠️
July 7, 2023 at 2:36 PM
Asked AI to replace a sandwich with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and it created this special treat 😌 it was too juicy to use for work tho
July 3, 2023 at 7:41 PM