My favorite part about this Xmas will be cooking Yorkshire puddings for a bunch of Brazilians and watching their reaction

we have a strange game of chicken in our restaurant where the basement IKEA shelving, under the weight of half a ton of kidney beans, almost collapses over and in on itself and we all ignore it before one of us folds, uses something to attach it to the adjacent pipes. right now it's insulation tape.

Trying to figure out which is the grammatically correct term: 'for fuck sake' or 'for fucks sake'?

#fuck

Today I was viscously attacked by the German dub of Coming to America and I am not doing ok youtu.be/hTaxoifFEb4?...

#germandub #comingtoamerica

old lad at the Turkish market peer pressured me into buying a full grocery bag of probably the most unversatile vegetable in existence for 3 euros. If anybody knows what to do with 2 kilo of radishes please for the love of God hit me up.

diets going well. just ate two full packs of mince pies in an hour. fml. #merrychrysler

sorry, can't talk rn, sampling the fuck out of the beat on the Human Torch rap from the 1994 Fantastic Four animated series 🔥 youtu.be/38VBv0ZenZU?...

#flameon

Arcane S2. Holy. fuck.

Drinking the 1st coffee of the day always feels like an extreme sport. I have a habit of running errands directly after and now I'm on the pasta aisle sweating as I try to figure out whether I want to make a tomato or carbonara sauce and my bowels are on the verge of complete collapse.

#coffee

Favorite shark has to be the Cookie Cutter shark. Little dude just chills in the depths only to leave to help himself to a little treat :) Only the treat is a biscuit size chunk of flesh from another living creature...

youtu.be/aQNixrJUk_o?...