(Vamp) Moose Hawkins🎗🍉
@moosehawkins.bsky.social
I'm actually a Bear, not a Moose.
3️⃣1️⃣ ● 🔞 MDNI ● PNW ● Nonbinary (They/them) ● Belligerently Bisexual ● Jewish ● Guitarist & Producer for String of Curses https://on.soundcloud.com/T9vLD
3️⃣1️⃣ ● 🔞 MDNI ● PNW ● Nonbinary (They/them) ● Belligerently Bisexual ● Jewish ● Guitarist & Producer for String of Curses https://on.soundcloud.com/T9vLD
Incomprehensible, have a horrible day
February 4, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Incomprehensible, have a horrible day
And they're not from Cleveland either!!!! Everyone knows that's not a real place!!!!!!!!!¡!!
January 24, 2026 at 6:50 PM
And they're not from Cleveland either!!!! Everyone knows that's not a real place!!!!!!!!!¡!!
Has he not always had a fat ass?
January 21, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Has he not always had a fat ass?
Are you a droid
January 21, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Are you a droid
*Beautiful. See? Can't even spell right, even autocorrect is too distracted
January 12, 2026 at 1:40 AM
*Beautiful. See? Can't even spell right, even autocorrect is too distracted
God help me if I ever encountered someone this beaitiful out in public. I'd be stuck staring like an idiot and accidentally run into a telephone pole or moving car or smth
January 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
God help me if I ever encountered someone this beaitiful out in public. I'd be stuck staring like an idiot and accidentally run into a telephone pole or moving car or smth
The Gru redemption arc is going CRAAAAAZY
December 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The Gru redemption arc is going CRAAAAAZY
Back in my day you had to sit in a chair in a fucked up way to gain access to the bi community. Kids these days done know how good they have it
December 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Back in my day you had to sit in a chair in a fucked up way to gain access to the bi community. Kids these days done know how good they have it
YESS thats what im talking about
December 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
YESS thats what im talking about
On a moral and ethical level, I need the Patriots to be exposed for the frauds they truly are. 😤
December 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
On a moral and ethical level, I need the Patriots to be exposed for the frauds they truly are. 😤
Which of the Primarchs are muppet-ized, and which ones are staying human? Big E is a Muppet in this universe for obvious reasons
December 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Which of the Primarchs are muppet-ized, and which ones are staying human? Big E is a Muppet in this universe for obvious reasons
...listen, im not *quite* that dumb, but I'm definitely dumb enough to give it a second thought
December 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
...listen, im not *quite* that dumb, but I'm definitely dumb enough to give it a second thought