Moon The Cat
@moontherescuedkat.bsky.social
I’m Moon—soft as a cloud, sharp as my wit. I rule sunbeams, couches, and humans. Cuteness? Deadly. Intelligence? Undeniable. Watch, admire, but remember: I’m always the main character.
hi it’s Moon 🐾
i’m under dad’s screen doing VERY important supervise.
he thinks he’s designing… but actually i am.
please send treats, creative genius is tiring 😸💻💙
#MoonTheCat
i’m under dad’s screen doing VERY important supervise.
he thinks he’s designing… but actually i am.
please send treats, creative genius is tiring 😸💻💙
#MoonTheCat
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
hi it’s Moon 🐾
i’m under dad’s screen doing VERY important supervise.
he thinks he’s designing… but actually i am.
please send treats, creative genius is tiring 😸💻💙
#MoonTheCat
i’m under dad’s screen doing VERY important supervise.
he thinks he’s designing… but actually i am.
please send treats, creative genius is tiring 😸💻💙
#MoonTheCat
I’m not ‘on your lap,’ darling — you’re beneath me. Know your place and keep the snacks coming. 👑😼 #MoonTheCat #LapQueen #SassyCat #CatBoss #PetsofBluesky #FelineEnergy
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I’m not ‘on your lap,’ darling — you’re beneath me. Know your place and keep the snacks coming. 👑😼 #MoonTheCat #LapQueen #SassyCat #CatBoss #PetsofBluesky #FelineEnergy
😼 Name’s Moon, aka Zoombie Cat. I don’t chase mice — I chase attention. One glare and humans hand over the treats. 💅🎃 #TooGlamToGiveADamn #ZoombieCat #SpookyAndSnatched #MoonTheCat
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
😼 Name’s Moon, aka Zoombie Cat. I don’t chase mice — I chase attention. One glare and humans hand over the treats. 💅🎃 #TooGlamToGiveADamn #ZoombieCat #SpookyAndSnatched #MoonTheCat
POV: Moon 🐾
Humans think I’m “cuddling.” I’m actually conducting a performance review.
They call me cute while I judge their life choices.
Feed me, peasants. Pet me correctly. Then leave me alone.
#CEOofNaps #HumanManagement #SassInFur #MonnTheCat
Humans think I’m “cuddling.” I’m actually conducting a performance review.
They call me cute while I judge their life choices.
Feed me, peasants. Pet me correctly. Then leave me alone.
#CEOofNaps #HumanManagement #SassInFur #MonnTheCat
October 25, 2025 at 11:22 AM
POV: Moon 🐾
Humans think I’m “cuddling.” I’m actually conducting a performance review.
They call me cute while I judge their life choices.
Feed me, peasants. Pet me correctly. Then leave me alone.
#CEOofNaps #HumanManagement #SassInFur #MonnTheCat
Humans think I’m “cuddling.” I’m actually conducting a performance review.
They call me cute while I judge their life choices.
Feed me, peasants. Pet me correctly. Then leave me alone.
#CEOofNaps #HumanManagement #SassInFur #MonnTheCat
Time for a Bedtime Story, sweethearts 😼💋 I’m your Candy Perfumed Girl, dripping sass and secrets. Wrapped in Human Nature, purring in my Sanctuary. I’m Frozen only ‘cause I’m flawless. Now hush, and Take a Bow while I nap in glory. 🍬👑 #Meowdonna #CatQueen #MoonTheCat #MadonnaMuse
October 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Time for a Bedtime Story, sweethearts 😼💋 I’m your Candy Perfumed Girl, dripping sass and secrets. Wrapped in Human Nature, purring in my Sanctuary. I’m Frozen only ‘cause I’m flawless. Now hush, and Take a Bow while I nap in glory. 🍬👑 #Meowdonna #CatQueen #MoonTheCat #MadonnaMuse
October 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
POV: I’m Moon the cat. It’s cold, grey, and I’ve decided to hibernate in style. No sun? No problem—I am the warmth. Wake me only if there’s food or gossip. 🍂😼 #FallMood #LifeOfMoon #MoonTheCat
October 7, 2025 at 7:55 AM
POV: I’m Moon the cat. It’s cold, grey, and I’ve decided to hibernate in style. No sun? No problem—I am the warmth. Wake me only if there’s food or gossip. 🍂😼 #FallMood #LifeOfMoon #MoonTheCat
POV: You thought you bought a spider plant, but it came with a bonus panther. 🐈⬛ #StealthMode #MoonInDisguise
#MoonTheCat
#MoonTheCat
September 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
POV: You thought you bought a spider plant, but it came with a bonus panther. 🐈⬛ #StealthMode #MoonInDisguise
#MoonTheCat
#MoonTheCat
✨🛋️ Friday vibes unlocked
Just lounging, grooming, looking fabulous.
My dads? Wrapping up their “jobs” so they can devote the next 48 hours to MY needs.
Because let’s be real—weekends aren’t for them. They’re for serving me.
#QueenEnergy #FriYAY #CatBoss #MoonTheCat
Just lounging, grooming, looking fabulous.
My dads? Wrapping up their “jobs” so they can devote the next 48 hours to MY needs.
Because let’s be real—weekends aren’t for them. They’re for serving me.
#QueenEnergy #FriYAY #CatBoss #MoonTheCat
September 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
✨🛋️ Friday vibes unlocked
Just lounging, grooming, looking fabulous.
My dads? Wrapping up their “jobs” so they can devote the next 48 hours to MY needs.
Because let’s be real—weekends aren’t for them. They’re for serving me.
#QueenEnergy #FriYAY #CatBoss #MoonTheCat
Just lounging, grooming, looking fabulous.
My dads? Wrapping up their “jobs” so they can devote the next 48 hours to MY needs.
Because let’s be real—weekends aren’t for them. They’re for serving me.
#QueenEnergy #FriYAY #CatBoss #MoonTheCat
It’s Tuesday and I’m already over it. Wake me when it’s Friday, peasants. 😼✨ #MoonTheCat #TuesdayMood
September 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It’s Tuesday and I’m already over it. Wake me when it’s Friday, peasants. 😼✨ #MoonTheCat #TuesdayMood
Yes, I know I’m flawless. But even icons deserve a little privacy, darling ✨😼 Don’t mind me, just blocking the pawparazzi.
#TooGlamToGiveADamn #Catitude #MoonTheCat #cat #catsofBlueSky
#TooGlamToGiveADamn #Catitude #MoonTheCat #cat #catsofBlueSky
September 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Yes, I know I’m flawless. But even icons deserve a little privacy, darling ✨😼 Don’t mind me, just blocking the pawparazzi.
#TooGlamToGiveADamn #Catitude #MoonTheCat #cat #catsofBlueSky
#TooGlamToGiveADamn #Catitude #MoonTheCat #cat #catsofBlueSky
humans brag about yoga. lol. i invented stretching. 🧘♂️🐱
#SundayStretch #CatYoga #FlexGoals #StretchingIcon #SassyCat #FelineFlex #YogaButBetter #CatLife #WhiskerWisdom #MoonTheCat
#SundayStretch #CatYoga #FlexGoals #StretchingIcon #SassyCat #FelineFlex #YogaButBetter #CatLife #WhiskerWisdom #MoonTheCat
September 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
humans brag about yoga. lol. i invented stretching. 🧘♂️🐱
#SundayStretch #CatYoga #FlexGoals #StretchingIcon #SassyCat #FelineFlex #YogaButBetter #CatLife #WhiskerWisdom #MoonTheCat
#SundayStretch #CatYoga #FlexGoals #StretchingIcon #SassyCat #FelineFlex #YogaButBetter #CatLife #WhiskerWisdom #MoonTheCat
I vanished to focus on my true calling: teaching humans basic survival. Results: tragic. But I’m back now, stronger, sassier, and still hotter than your ex’s cat. 🐾🔥
#HumansAreHopeless #HotterThanYourExsCat
#KneelPeasants
#Clawfluencer
#TreatBagTrainer
@mandolineace.bsky.social ❤️
#HumansAreHopeless #HotterThanYourExsCat
#KneelPeasants
#Clawfluencer
#TreatBagTrainer
@mandolineace.bsky.social ❤️
September 6, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I vanished to focus on my true calling: teaching humans basic survival. Results: tragic. But I’m back now, stronger, sassier, and still hotter than your ex’s cat. 🐾🔥
#HumansAreHopeless #HotterThanYourExsCat
#KneelPeasants
#Clawfluencer
#TreatBagTrainer
@mandolineace.bsky.social ❤️
#HumansAreHopeless #HotterThanYourExsCat
#KneelPeasants
#Clawfluencer
#TreatBagTrainer
@mandolineace.bsky.social ❤️
Me: I’ll just take a quick nap.
Also me: wakes up 4 hours later in the exact same sunbeam 😼☀️
Don’t move the sun, servant. I’ve got it perfectly aligned.
#MoonTheCat #ProfessionalNapper #SolarPowered #CatLogic
Also me: wakes up 4 hours later in the exact same sunbeam 😼☀️
Don’t move the sun, servant. I’ve got it perfectly aligned.
#MoonTheCat #ProfessionalNapper #SolarPowered #CatLogic
August 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Me: I’ll just take a quick nap.
Also me: wakes up 4 hours later in the exact same sunbeam 😼☀️
Don’t move the sun, servant. I’ve got it perfectly aligned.
#MoonTheCat #ProfessionalNapper #SolarPowered #CatLogic
Also me: wakes up 4 hours later in the exact same sunbeam 😼☀️
Don’t move the sun, servant. I’ve got it perfectly aligned.
#MoonTheCat #ProfessionalNapper #SolarPowered #CatLogic
👁️✨ I have seen the Light… it spoke of endless treats, naps without end… and yes, the downfall of the vacuum.
#MoonTheCat #SheSeesTheLight
#MoonTheCat #SheSeesTheLight
August 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
👁️✨ I have seen the Light… it spoke of endless treats, naps without end… and yes, the downfall of the vacuum.
#MoonTheCat #SheSeesTheLight
#MoonTheCat #SheSeesTheLight
🌙 I have discovered… jungle. Small jungle. In living room. I am fierce panther now. Bipeds think it’s ‘houseplant’—but no, it is my rainforest kingdom. Fear me… or do the dishes. 🐾🌱 #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #Catitude #HousePanther #EverydayIsCaturday #MoonTheCat”
August 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
🌙 I have discovered… jungle. Small jungle. In living room. I am fierce panther now. Bipeds think it’s ‘houseplant’—but no, it is my rainforest kingdom. Fear me… or do the dishes. 🐾🌱 #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky #Catitude #HousePanther #EverydayIsCaturday #MoonTheCat”
Reposted by Moon The Cat
She's STILL missing.
August 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
She's STILL missing.
Sunday Funday: plants, vibes & Olympic-level Monday denial. 🌿🍷 #SundayFunday #MondayDenial #Catitude #MoonTheCat
August 17, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Sunday Funday: plants, vibes & Olympic-level Monday denial. 🌿🍷 #SundayFunday #MondayDenial #Catitude #MoonTheCat
Look, dads, I pay rent in cuteness. If I wanna stand on the vase and judge your flower choices, that’s my right as your daughter. 💁♀️ #MoonTheCat #Catitude #FelineOverlord #SassyCat #JudgyCat #CatHumor #QueenOfTheHouse
August 14, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Look, dads, I pay rent in cuteness. If I wanna stand on the vase and judge your flower choices, that’s my right as your daughter. 💁♀️ #MoonTheCat #Catitude #FelineOverlord #SassyCat #JudgyCat #CatHumor #QueenOfTheHouse
When you open a box thinking it’s your delivery but it’s actually… me. 📦😼 #SurpriseCat #MoonDrop #BoxBandit #CatsofBluesky #PackageIntercepted #FurReal #MoonTheCat
August 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
When you open a box thinking it’s your delivery but it’s actually… me. 📦😼 #SurpriseCat #MoonDrop #BoxBandit #CatsofBluesky #PackageIntercepted #FurReal #MoonTheCat
Reposted by Moon The Cat
In much of queer culture—especially among LGBTQ+ folks in drag, ballroom, and certain online spaces—“CUNT” is a reclaimed, celebratory term.
It’s not used in the literal, vulgar sense, but as an acronym or shorthand for an unapologetic aura of excellence.
It’s not used in the literal, vulgar sense, but as an acronym or shorthand for an unapologetic aura of excellence.
August 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
In much of queer culture—especially among LGBTQ+ folks in drag, ballroom, and certain online spaces—“CUNT” is a reclaimed, celebratory term.
It’s not used in the literal, vulgar sense, but as an acronym or shorthand for an unapologetic aura of excellence.
It’s not used in the literal, vulgar sense, but as an acronym or shorthand for an unapologetic aura of excellence.
Hey besties 💅 it’s Moon 😽✨
Feeling hella unloved after y’all didn’t tag me at CatCon LA… rude.
Still iconic. Still flawless.
Still waiting for my likes to match my energy.
#AdoredOrIgnored? #Fluffluencer #MoonNeedsValidation #MoonTheCat
Feeling hella unloved after y’all didn’t tag me at CatCon LA… rude.
Still iconic. Still flawless.
Still waiting for my likes to match my energy.
#AdoredOrIgnored? #Fluffluencer #MoonNeedsValidation #MoonTheCat
August 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Hey besties 💅 it’s Moon 😽✨
Feeling hella unloved after y’all didn’t tag me at CatCon LA… rude.
Still iconic. Still flawless.
Still waiting for my likes to match my energy.
#AdoredOrIgnored? #Fluffluencer #MoonNeedsValidation #MoonTheCat
Feeling hella unloved after y’all didn’t tag me at CatCon LA… rude.
Still iconic. Still flawless.
Still waiting for my likes to match my energy.
#AdoredOrIgnored? #Fluffluencer #MoonNeedsValidation #MoonTheCat
Behold: my royal paw emerging from my majestic blanket fort. You may now approach and show your devotion with a gentle kiss. Failure to comply will result in me batting at your ankles later. 😼👑
#MoonTheCat #royalfelin #iameverything
#MoonTheCat #royalfelin #iameverything
August 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Behold: my royal paw emerging from my majestic blanket fort. You may now approach and show your devotion with a gentle kiss. Failure to comply will result in me batting at your ankles later. 😼👑
#MoonTheCat #royalfelin #iameverything
#MoonTheCat #royalfelin #iameverything
The kingdom is in chaos—I demanded tuna, got chicken. So I’ve exiled myself to the Royal Blankets™ until further notice. Do not approach unless bearing gifts and groveling. 👑😾 #QueenMoon #RoyalTantrum #FluffAndFury #MoonTheCat
August 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The kingdom is in chaos—I demanded tuna, got chicken. So I’ve exiled myself to the Royal Blankets™ until further notice. Do not approach unless bearing gifts and groveling. 👑😾 #QueenMoon #RoyalTantrum #FluffAndFury #MoonTheCat