Niles『ゼロ』
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Niles『ゼロ』
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❝Since I was a child, I've had to do a lot of unsavory things just to survive. Steal, beg, kill... Just another Tuesday for li'l Niles, sadly.❞

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Nice pussy.
[A break between lectures. Stretching their legs a bit, while a cat lounges across their shoulders, content.]
October 23, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Bold, brash, ballsy, whatever B-word you wish~
Quite the bold one , aren’t you ?
Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mo
September 23, 2024 at 4:53 PM
//Damn my profile isn't big enough for two links. Sad. I fixed it so you can access my pin correctly
September 23, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mo
September 23, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Congratulations, you've all survived the challenge yet again. Keep your eyes peeled tonight to see whose number gets drawn for elimination~
September 18, 2024 at 5:43 PM
That makes one of us. I'd rather die than play second fiddle to some giggling imbecile.
That's a shame! I think I'm starting to like you. You're fun!
No. What are you not understanding here? I *don't* like you, and if anything, I've just come to like you less the more you open your mouth.
September 18, 2024 at 5:40 PM
September 18, 2024 at 5:38 PM
No. What are you not understanding here? I *don't* like you, and if anything, I've just come to like you less the more you open your mouth.
( She remains completely unfazed, happily conversing. )

Oh, yeah? Do I get a cut of that since it's MY secrets you're selling?
No, thanks. [Now he's a bit peeved, furrowing his brow at her.] Though, I'd *love* to trade off your darkest secrets to the highest bidder.
September 16, 2024 at 2:29 AM
[Oh? The small squint Byleth performs tickles Niles to no end, and his smirk becomes a sinister, unbearably arrogant grin.] Well, it's a good thing you're a teacher, and not a knight! [Satisfied, he turns and sashays away from Byleth. He's still got it, he thinks.]
[Byleth opens it, eyes narrow a little. Of course they'd recognize their own purse.]
I think we're finished here, then. A word of warning, though, if I may.
Tread carefully. The Knights of Seiros don't tolerate thievery.
Very well. [Somehow, Niles pulls Byleth's own coin purse from his belt and hands it over to them. The sleight of hand required for such a feat is great, speaking to his talent at thievery.] This should cover it~
September 16, 2024 at 2:28 AM
September 16, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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I never knew an ass could get deflated like that
September 16, 2024 at 2:20 AM
No, thanks. [Now he's a bit peeved, furrowing his brow at her.] Though, I'd *love* to trade off your darkest secrets to the highest bidder.
Geez, that's all it took? You sure became a sad sack pretty quickly!

( She'd almost feel bad. Almost. Mostly pity. )

I could always throw my journal at you! It's pretty heavy!
[Sigh. Suddenly, Niles has completely lost interest in this conversation.] Everyone's a critic.
September 16, 2024 at 2:20 AM
[Sigh. Suddenly, Niles has completely lost interest in this conversation.] Everyone's a critic.
( Blink. )

Oh, really?

. . . .Snrk— Mrmrm. . . . !

( She has to physically hold herself back from letting a chuckle go through, coughing to keep it down. )

You really oughta find a time and a place for that.
I was. [His face is dead serious.] Ever heard of masochism? People who feel pleasure from pain?
September 16, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Very well. [Somehow, Niles pulls Byleth's own coin purse from his belt and hands it over to them. The sleight of hand required for such a feat is great, speaking to his talent at thievery.] This should cover it~
I'm not interested in *punishing*. But you do owe me for the cup.
[Skirting around Niles's implications. They are not having any of that.]
Nope. But I'm certain you do. [Niles looks quite pleased with himself, despite being as far from his goal as ever.] Unless teacher wants to send me to detention to punish me~? I'll make it fun for both of us.
September 16, 2024 at 2:10 AM
I was. [His face is dead serious.] Ever heard of masochism? People who feel pleasure from pain?
( 🎶 )

If you're not, then what were you trying to do? You can't tell me you REALLY just have a craving for being beat up?
It wasn't supposed to *entertain* you. [Niles scowls. What is *wrong* with the people he's been meeting recently?] I'm not a jester.
September 16, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Nope. But I'm certain you do. [Niles looks quite pleased with himself, despite being as far from his goal as ever.] Unless teacher wants to send me to detention to punish me~? I'll make it fun for both of us.
Unfortunate, that.
[Staring at him flatly.]
I don't suppose you have the coin to replace it.
Hmm. Noted.

[Without any warning, Niles hurls the cup at the ground, shattering it.]
September 16, 2024 at 2:02 AM
It wasn't supposed to *entertain* you. [Niles scowls. What is *wrong* with the people he's been meeting recently?] I'm not a jester.
( Morgan attempts to hold back laughter, wiping a tear from her eye. )

C-C'mon! That pose? The way you asked for it? You're—Snrk—You're on a whole different level than Inigo! I never thought I'd see something like it!
......

[Niles squints as he stands back up, a bit bewildered.] Pardon?
September 16, 2024 at 1:59 AM
......

[Niles squints as he stands back up, a bit bewildered.] Pardon?
Oh. Oh my....

( Pulling her hand away from her hair, she begins to cover her mouth to feign shock.

Then, she begins wildly laughing. )

OOOOH MY GODS!!! You're hilarious!! I can't believe I've found someone that's got him beat!
Oooh, you want to punish me? Make it count. [He finds the nearest horizons surface he can lean over, looks back at Morgan and sticks his ass out.] I want it to hurt so good~
September 16, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Hmm. Noted.

[Without any warning, Niles hurls the cup at the ground, shattering it.]
Not so far as I know. I just borrowed a set from storage.
[Looking at the tin.]
It's a Southern Fruit blend, if you were curious.
[That's strike one for today's attempt. Niles sighs and looks the cup over.] Interesting blend, though I'm far from an expert. Is this an antique?
September 16, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Oooh, you want to punish me? Make it count. [He finds the nearest horizons surface he can lean over, looks back at Morgan and sticks his ass out.] I want it to hurt so good~
Test you? Where's the fun in that?

( She begins to curl some of her hair around her finger, shifting weight to one side. )

I'm not gonna just PREPARE you for a punishment!
Hrk-

[Niles pouts and crosses his arms.] You may not be as clueless as you appear, but I can certainly take a beating. Test me if you like.
September 16, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Hrk-

[Niles pouts and crosses his arms.] You may not be as clueless as you appear, but I can certainly take a beating. Test me if you like.
Oh, good! And if I find out a scraggily guy with an eye patch did anything weird to him, I've got a whole book of techniques I've been meaning to try out on someone!
September 16, 2024 at 1:42 AM
I'm going to piss off that twink even if it kills me
September 16, 2024 at 1:38 AM
[That's strike one for today's attempt. Niles sighs and looks the cup over.] Interesting blend, though I'm far from an expert. Is this an antique?
Most people ask to join me for tea before taking a cup.
[They could be annoyed, but it doesn't come across in their tone or face.]
[Yoink! Sluuuuurp.]
September 16, 2024 at 1:37 AM
So, long bangs and a pierced ear. I'll keep my eye out. [And rob the sucker blind. Niles is incorrigible.]
Let's see, how could I describe him?

His bangs have kind of got this fwoop to it! Some of it probably gets stuck in his eyes when he's dancing. Or, you know, whenever he's doing anything! He's also got this neat little claw, hook, horn earring on his left ear? I forgot what it was!
No, I'd be doing the-

[Wait. Niles shuts his mouth, and then a smirk curls his lips.] Well, if you so insist, maybe I should meet this fellow. What's he look like?
September 16, 2024 at 1:35 AM
[Yoink! Sluuuuurp.]
A quiet evening...
[Pouring a cup of tea.]
September 16, 2024 at 1:32 AM