moonscathouse.bsky.social
@moonscathouse.bsky.social
Apparently the Bills don’t drink their coffee until halftime
December 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My grandson, who is 9, just said “yeah, that was the good old days”. With a heavy sigh.
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
All right, where are the xanax dosed players that were masquerading as the Bills and how did you smuggle them back?
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I don’t know who those guys are on the field in Bills uniforms, but that’s not our team.
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Clean litter, fresh food. Plenty of munchies. Why does she still look grumpy?
#catsofbluesky
October 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I just saw someone driving a Tesla, who had removed the letters TESLA from the back of the car and replaced them with WTF ELON.
April 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I recently had a jar of olives spontaneously jump out of my pantry and assault my foot. It’s been healing for about a week now and today I noticed it’s left me with a toe tie.
April 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Abby was so intent on watching the entire Corey Booker speech that she trapped me for 25 hours!
April 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Abby was intent on us listening to the entire Corey Booker speech, so she trapped me.
April 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My human just informed me that she is going to leave me in the hands of the roommate whilst she travels.

Is this allowed?
March 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Reposted
March 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Slug, Sloth or Siamese? Also please note how underfed she is.
March 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The other day I actually said “I’m leaning in to self care”

Today I wondered who said that.

What have I become? Please hold my smoothie while I schedule a pedicure.

Who is this!?
March 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Oh. Just Oh!!!! My!!! Puppies!!
March 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Everything we have worked for, for so long, it’s being crushed before our eyes.

It feels so hopeless while they just stomp their dirty boots and ideas all over OUR house. Disrespect our hard fought allies and ruin our reputation in just a few moments.

Stupid men and ignorant assholes all.
March 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We does 2
March 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Reposted
This guy just voted to confirm an anti-vaxxer responsible for a measles outbreak in Samoa as HHS Secretary.

These people are Fu*king shameless
February 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
My quiet friends at the end of a long couple of days. I love them so much.
February 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
So true. What is happening to us?
February 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I just found out that for the first time in nearly 30 years, I will not be watching the Super Bowl. We have the orange moron to thank for this. Bad enough he’s dismantling our country, now he’s disrupting football too. Fuck you Trump. Get off my TV.
February 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is my view at bedtime every night. Clearly the do not understand that my legs do not hinge that way.
February 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Ready for Sunday!
January 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I was just wondering why we have to change terminology from one generation to another? I get abbreviations for texting, but why change the term”training” in to “onboarding”? Why make meetings “training sessions”? And why are reprimands now called “coaching”? What is the purpose?
January 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Is there any evidence that this man was severely abused during his childhood? Something had to have caused this total disconnect with the real world.
New incel pickup line just dropped.
January 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
When Abby finds the soft pile of laundry and gives zero fucks who sees her.
@catsofbluesky.bsky.social
January 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM