The only other adult male I can think of in the book is Carrie’s dad, but if they showed him it would probably only be a flashback and they’d probably get someone less well known for that.

I’m guessing he’s the principal.

I don’t think he is as marketable and famous as he thinks he is.

What’s the opposite of hypochondria? Like, “yeah I’ve been in pain for years now but I’m sure it’s nothing.”

I can’t not see him as the dad from Mamma Mia.

Getting an oil change isn’t that exciting but I’m trying to romanticize the mundane.

It’s been, like, four years! I’m tired of it!!!

I feel similarly about Chewbacca and K2-SO in Star Wars fics. I’m picturing their canon appearances no matter what.