@moonlover63.bsky.social
satire. bleets are not my own and represent the sound a goat makes. they/them.
I was born to terrify mankind and make everyone unintelligible. That is what I will do. This is the decree of Anu.
May 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I was born to terrify mankind and make everyone unintelligible. That is what I will do. This is the decree of Anu.
I don't care. I'm taking my time. I'll see you when I see the sign. Summerhill Road. That's mine.
May 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I don't care. I'm taking my time. I'll see you when I see the sign. Summerhill Road. That's mine.
Only a fucking moron like me could spend 25 years of being fine with their name, and yet not feeling it is theirs. Just to suddenly realise their true name is their first name.
May 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Only a fucking moron like me could spend 25 years of being fine with their name, and yet not feeling it is theirs. Just to suddenly realise their true name is their first name.
Soon, I will dictate 11 commands al-Zabur.
May 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Soon, I will dictate 11 commands al-Zabur.
you love to stare but tell me do I terrify you? the way you look away, i can tell you're afraid and i can see that you won't say?
May 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
you love to stare but tell me do I terrify you? the way you look away, i can tell you're afraid and i can see that you won't say?
I've been here enough times to know you don't know my kind
May 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I've been here enough times to know you don't know my kind
I'm getting so sick of this shit, I think I might just build a car and teach it to fly and get out of this bitch.
May 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I'm getting so sick of this shit, I think I might just build a car and teach it to fly and get out of this bitch.
I've been around here for 9 times
May 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I've been around here for 9 times
I want to breakdance? Like properly
May 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I want to breakdance? Like properly
All we are is air that got to hang around a Flo.
May 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
All we are is air that got to hang around a Flo.
Id rather piss my pants than fuck with you hoes
May 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Id rather piss my pants than fuck with you hoes
Id rather change the weather than change my clothes
May 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Id rather change the weather than change my clothes
keeping them on their toes by coming into work and actually doing work out of nowhere while im not rostered, while the manager is in.
May 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
keeping them on their toes by coming into work and actually doing work out of nowhere while im not rostered, while the manager is in.
bitches hate me because my pants smell like pee :'(
May 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
bitches hate me because my pants smell like pee :'(
watch me so fucking successful. You stupid bitches.
May 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
watch me so fucking successful. You stupid bitches.
Apologies for the 7 o'clock stampede. I needed some foil.
May 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Apologies for the 7 o'clock stampede. I needed some foil.
I wish you could turn down the British level of someone. Like the volume on a telly. I'm trying to watch doctor who but they're all too British, it's a lil distracting and frankly irritating. But it would be fine if it was turned down a little bit, that's all.
May 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I wish you could turn down the British level of someone. Like the volume on a telly. I'm trying to watch doctor who but they're all too British, it's a lil distracting and frankly irritating. But it would be fine if it was turned down a little bit, that's all.
im genuinely so good at making friends and i might actually be the best at making enemies
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
im genuinely so good at making friends and i might actually be the best at making enemies
literally shut up idiots.
May 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
literally shut up idiots.
the image of me should terrify you.
May 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
the image of me should terrify you.
what if I literally kill myself . hehehehe
May 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
what if I literally kill myself . hehehehe
Sometimes it's easier to sing than to speak. and easier to scream than to sing, but I want to sing for you. I want to be your songbird baby.
May 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Sometimes it's easier to sing than to speak. and easier to scream than to sing, but I want to sing for you. I want to be your songbird baby.
Forget it I guess I'm a menace. Enough fucked up words and regret it's penance.
May 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Forget it I guess I'm a menace. Enough fucked up words and regret it's penance.
i really do not think people understand the boundaries of language.
May 8, 2025 at 7:06 AM
i really do not think people understand the boundaries of language.
we're in the digital dark ages.
May 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
we're in the digital dark ages.