When your cup runs empty, let me fill yours. Misery loves company, so my ears are open and my arms are yours to fall in. I would pull you back by your hand before you ever succumb to that bottomless pit, teerak.

Basking in the mutual weirdness without inhibitions? Beautiful. Give me all of yours. I will eat it up, my fiery temptress.

There, there. We can console you with prosciutto and marinated mozzarella while Jenna and I take over for a bit. We promise to let you finish the last few bits.

Hey, step aside, Charles! Let Jenna and I have a go. This is a bonding activity, but it seems friendships are about to be tested…

Oh, how I adore those two. I’ve only heard the loveliest things about you from them and I can’t wait to get to know you better. The lot of us need to get together one night with a 1000-piece building block set, a charcuterie board, and some wine. Go straight into battle during the first meetup.

I’m looking perfection (you) dead in the eye right now. There’s no doubt about it.

I can never play hooky when it comes to Hoeology 101, teach. Approaching for a hoe hug now.

What a shame we all became such fragile, broken things. Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone. That’s what you get when you let your heart win, my little decoy. Once a whore, you’re nothing more. You made yourself a bed at the bottom of the blackest hole.

Where are you displaying me? (Top shelf. I prefer to be within your reach only, 5’9”.)

Hoe present. How may I serve you?

The way we’re all treading these dangerous waters cautiously without a lock feature. Hold on, I’m planting us in a hut. I’ve been admiring from afar, but it’s so nice to finally meet you, Jenna. My eyeballs always pop out of my head in cartoon-style hearts at how achingly precious you two are.

I hate it. It’s a battle between exhibitionism and not wanting to be perceived by strangers.

Drizzled in loads of chili oil—I got you, angels. Camalina Jr. and I thank you for your kindness.

Our handles were showing up as “Invalid Handle” on our profiles, but it disappeared. Must have just been a Ciel Bleu glitch.